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getting a bunch of no-toot people following me. Is it rude to block?

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Hey Kids! If you notice your cell signal going from 5 bars to 1 or even 0 when you're at school, remember that cell jamming is very very illegal, ZERO schools have permission to run one, and the FCC would definitely like to hear from you!

fcc.gov/general/jammer-enforce

Realized something while meditating today. Lately most of my experienced moments of peace and calm are lived vicariously through media.

Will be good to get back into the habit of feeling peace on my own again.

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my essence has been trapped in a grain of sand in an hourglass. ive been trying to explain to the other grains how fucked this whole situation is for endless eons but they never want to hear it. they love this shit. they act like its an amusement park ride.

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Thinking about posting less and respeccing from a heavy damage Shitposter build into a more support-oriented Boost Merchant build.

fantastic and touching video: youtube.com/watch?v=wmeg3SVHb_

CW: nakedness, some trans/homophobic intolerance

Assembling a new ebike to regain a sense of freedom of movement in this city again

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The problem is, of course, that fear that if you *don't* release something under a permissive license, Open Source Scabs will come in and rewrite your software just so it can be MIT.

And really that's what those folks are. Scabs. As in labor scabs.

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Shakespeare voice I place mine hand upon thine hip, when I dip thou dip we dip

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my gay seinfeld fanfic 

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did I ever post the boulder room

the idea is, it's a room where you go to appreciate the boulder

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EVERY PERSON IS ENTITLED TO A DIGNIFIED LIFE. this is what human rights means.

no strings attached, no asterisks, no exclusions or exceptions. everybody belongs, everybody gets what they need. civilization is not a paradox of triage, in which some get what they need and others must suffer because of it, we do not live any longer in a zero-sum world. scarcity is more often enforced than it is natural. to ask for a world without poverty is not asking the impossible, it is merely asking that we abandon a system of structuring our society that is based on greed and little else.

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@cadence Perhaps you'd be interested in Bournegol, the "language" that /bin/sh was written in? research.swtch.com/shmacro

You should name a band to A Guy Sucking His Own Dick, so folks can ask: Have you listened to a guy sucking his own dick.

Also works with My Loud Farts

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"I have an idea for a show"
"What's that?"
"See, it takes place in suburbia, with people who are fanatical about keeping things nice and tidy"
"Oh no, don't go there"
"I'm calling it Lawn Order"
"You went there"

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