Thanks everyone !! Turns out these couple were just a bit stuck. Some angled leverage got them out (at the cost of a negligible sum of particle board). Whoever assembled this is a piece of shit I guess lol. Now to get the screws out....

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Anyone know how to get out this HUWIL lock so we can take off the shelf ?

I don't know what kicked it up but I've been stressed as fuck for the past week or so

I think it's high time I move from mastosoc, but... Where to ?

Weird how people will seek comfort with their traumas and end up developing fetishes for it where they can explore those insecurities safely

“Just install Linux on it” is the “just change the engine of your car” of tech.

Not everyone is a mechanic, not everyone wants to be a mechanic, and, if we want a world where freedom is the norm, we must stop expecting everyone to become a mechanic.

Note: this is not because these people are too dumb to be mechanics. It’s because they’re brain surgeons and space-shuttle pilots and they have three kids and they care for a loved one and they don’t have time to also be a mechanic.

you ever think about how canonically silver the hedgehog never had things we take for granted today like sweets like ice cream and candy and travelling back in time to soleanna would have been his first opportunity to try it
I don't think he'd have even heard of ice cream or chocolate or other sweets. Or even all the various cultural foods we have. He feeds entirely off of what ? Does he even need to at all ?

Cute idea: Plastic-chassis robot girl that gets a bad sunburn so she has to take a bath in a tub of retrobrite

hackers broke into my juicero and now, as well as fruit and veggies, it can also crush my enemies

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Over the past year I've learned:
-trying to relocate ppl who are not legally independent is fuck hell of legal bullshit & to never do it yourself
-reporting an actual fucking active paedophile to their local PD over the internet doesn't yield results near quick enough

hackers broke into my smart faucet and prepared a warm bath for me as i was on my way home

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If you want my horny accounts DM me 👀

Obvs 18+ only. Sorry, 17 won't cut it

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