i just said "cum" and laughed for like a minute straight. im not even with anyone right now. the fuck

sorry for inventing cum . i am issuing a recall

I've asked him and he will not respond to any questions at this time

My husband reckons darth vader became good because the dark side was contained within the arm luke cut off

i can't stop calling myself "bitch"

i love in jurassic park when sam neil sees the dinosaurs for the first time and nuts in his pants

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Sis, no! That's not Healyn Toot Juice! That's dumb bitch juice!

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