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the ghost of Barbara Cartland. tested very high on the stroke-ability scale.
big hat, big banger
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Joined Aug 2018
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Vaginas, nature's fleshlight
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@DMX@radical.town I'm not your cream bitch, fuckface
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Please CW your opinions if they're good. I only want to see the terrible takes.
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On masto no one can hear that you're a right cockney geezer
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i log onto mastodon dot com for the cum bath toots
When will Facebook implement a feature to recommend my reply guys to each other, so they can form a support group
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damn, i brought you so many cultural milestones on the fedi
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i also invented #pisscrew pissants
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Laugh is the Law
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Victims of Shitposting Memorial
It was called Electric Gardens. I think it was 2006. Holy shit
haha, I've just remembered going to a festival that had a MySpace stage
I watched a bit of penis (1965) up to the detachable bit. But now I have to sleep :(
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time to lay down and play with my handheld device once again. hold my calls
good evening to #penis1965 and #penis1965 only
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its penis time #penis1965
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date idea: i stuff you in a tube and we're both bunnies and have a lot on our minds but our eyeliner is on point
- crisps
- beefy
the ghost of Barbara Cartland. tested very high on the stroke-ability scale.
big hat, big banger
she/her
Joined Aug 2018
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