masto certified hot wife 🧿 @PublicChaffinch@mastodon.social

Vaginas, nature's fleshlight

If you look like this, DM me

@DMX@radical.town I'm not your cream bitch, fuckface

Please CW your opinions if they're good. I only want to see the terrible takes.

On masto no one can hear that you're a right cockney geezer

Recording my sweet soft voice talking about psychophysiology

Today I do an "oral narrated presentation" and, lads, I have never done one, so this is going to be fun

Have handed in one of the big arse assignments due

I am just about here

tonight I am having a break

I've got a big assignment due, been reading solidly for two days

helo

putting my vaporwang mixes on Spotify

v a p o r w a n g

changing your dick and balls from a solid to a gas

attaching a bunch of millipedes together to make a billipede . A BILLION LEGS. You love to see it

This is it now, I will always think of care bears singing this song

Cannot believe that I've had knowledge of care bears and knowledge of faith no more in my head for many years, and only just got here

I love having a what if thought, and finding that someone has already done a video https://youtu.be/FjMOhn4kWI0