the ghost of Barbara Cartland. tested very high on the stroke-ability scale.big hat, big bangershe/her
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Vaginas, nature's fleshlight
If you look like this, DM me
@DMX@radical.town I'm not your cream bitch, fuckface
Please CW your opinions if they're good. I only want to see the terrible takes.
On masto no one can hear that you're a right cockney geezer
second attempt at gothic drawn + decorated capitals
me when ive had a shower
sup
i log onto mastodon dot com for the cum bath toots
When will Facebook implement a feature to recommend my reply guys to each other, so they can form a support group
#pisscrew origin story
damn, i brought you so many cultural milestones on the fedi
i also invented #pisscrew pissants
veni vidi vici vag
Victims of Shitposting Memorial
went to the park today, as a treat
wow, I am ancient haha
It was called Electric Gardens. I think it was 2006. Holy shit
haha, I've just remembered going to a festival that had a MySpace stage
I watched a bit of penis (1965) up to the detachable bit. But now I have to sleep :(
time to lay down and play with my handheld device once again. hold my calls
good evening to #penis1965 and #penis1965 only
its penis time #penis1965
date idea: i stuff you in a tube and we're both bunnies and have a lot on our minds but our eyeliner is on point
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