PublicChaffinch 🧿 @PublicChaffinch@mastodon.social

Vaginas, nature's fleshlight

If you look like this, DM me

@DMX@radical.town I'm not your cream bitch, fuckface

Please CW your opinions if they're good. I only want to see the terrible takes.

On masto no one can hear that you're a right cockney geezer

I'm eating crumpets in bed

British Greetings to you all

good morning, from the UK

What do you do, follow my husband around?

hotwives, get your hotwives here

oh.

eh? eh?

My husband cleaned the toilet today, and my god, there's nothing like shitting on a clean bowl, amirite?

all I'm saying is that I really like biscuits. And cocks

when you open a packet of biscuits and start jerking it into a tin, it's like a big penis jizzing out biscuits