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Please CW your opinions if they're good. I only want to see the terrible takes.

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Today I do an "oral narrated presentation" and, lads, I have never done one, so this is going to be fun

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i really hate when i'm trying to watch an adorable animal video and they keep throwing in captions like "who dis hooman". shut your fucking mouth, and let me see what the cat has to say

@PublicChaffinch its called sublimation because only true subs can do this

sorry bratty poly goth idiot babys but your time is up

there are words that are irredeemably porn words and load is one of them

attaching a bunch of millipedes together to make a billipede . A BILLION LEGS. You love to see it

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Cannot believe that I've had knowledge of care bears and knowledge of faith no more in my head for many years, and only just got here

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I love having a what if thought, and finding that someone has already done a video youtu.be/FjMOhn4kWI0

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