masto certified hot wife 🧿 @PublicChaffinch@mastodon.social

@garfiald it's cool that they made an algorithm specifically to roast every spotify user on the planet

drum n based

commenting without faving is a flagrant act of aggression and each time it happens i imagine a council of lab coat'd nerds moving the Doomsday Clock's hand one minute closer to midnight.

new game where you are shown an image and have to figure out if it's jungle/techno album art or a math textbook cover

haters can meet me in the octagon, i say, before going oof as i take five minutes to stand up off the couch

i'm one of those "~i was born in the wrong generation~" chicks but for being a slightly older millennial

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