RAAAAAAAT @Ratttz@mastodon.social

I got a little drunk last night and we apparently drew on my face on marker.

oh thank god they stopped boosting it. that was a weirdly popular toot. x_o;;;

**quietly changes pronouns**

the presence of coworkers is making it surprisingly hard to browse furry smut on my phone

Use them! They're good!

It's not just about letting peoole opt in to what you're talking about, it also lets people scroll their timelines faster to get to the kinda shit they wanna read.

You're not braver, stronger, cooler, or more resilient for not using CWs, and if you react poorly to people asking you to share space in a halfways decent way, maybe I think you're a jerk?

Like, everyone should be able to browse their local and federated timelines. So use CWs.

"I wanna get a facial tattoo"
coworker: "OH MY GOD THOSE ARE TRASHY AND GROSS"
"I wanna get a little black, red, and brown stars among my freckles, on my cheek bones and crossing the bridge of my nose."
coworker: "OH MY GOD THAT'S THE CUTEST DO THAT"

tired but somehow still staying cute despite having crawled into the trash compactor at least four times today.

Also quietly alarmed that some of my hair insists on curling into one mega whorl. like, why is it doing that

Yesterday one of my coworkers called me "bro" and I'm still quietly in shock over it.

anyways i'm a fuckin' jazz and metal head and i know that i like a tune if i make a face like i smelled something bad, then it's great music, so if your music does that to people i know it's good.

and it doesn't have to be about anything. it doesn't have to have killer lyrics, a wicked hook, have anything anyone ever told you it had to be about or contain. just like, go do it, y'know.

just make some fuckin' fire and leave it in my inbox you know?

sometimes i wonder if people who hate on the mumble rap crowd or the super obnoxious trap crowd have ever had fun in their lives.

vaguely tipsy so that means it's time for a loud fuckin' banger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7Gx4U6bU0E

#nowplaying

had a really rough day at work so I'm just gonna pour red wine into a slurpee until my evening improves.

feel free to hit on me provided that your flirting is something you'd feel comfortable saying aloud on a crowded bus.

Macross 82-99 put out a new single today: https://macross82-99.bandcamp.com/

#nowplaying

I should probably get a full-length mirror one of these days.

shopping today was a success but i'm too tired to bother shaving FOR A MEASLY SELFIE

i weirdly wanted to flip through this AnD i HaVe No IdEa wHy

Tired

Got off of a video call with my INCREDIBLY LOVELY AND GREAT GIRLFRIEND and y'know, like, that shit just gives me all sorts of new life.

It's so good.

Really, the best.

I'm doing good and everything's fine, I'm just gonna be extra weird today.

I wish that weird was in a lot less alarming of a shape but I'm gonna promise you that everything in both the short and long term is gonna be okay, both literally and figuratively.