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Bored, clicking round on Amazon. Ended up on some knock off Animal Crossing stickers and I've been giggling for five minutes now.

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What if we put Gomez's head on top of Karnov's body! 

It'd look something... like this!

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Throw some at an animal and watch”: “A country a time” before being fed and undutiful

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it's really wild that humble is like the primary reason that indie games used to get ported to osx/linux at all and now they just scam developers with dogshit contracts and peddle antivirus shitware

How many similar games do you reckon I can buy, get frustrated by and quit, before I get the hint?

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Shit. Nearly bafta discoursed. Run away.

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big news: apparently the titanic's come back up for some reason. good as new just needs a bit of the upholstry looking at. buyer collects £500 ono

Imagine me going back in time and trying to convince the 90's me that 30 years into the future, I will know way more stuff about Sabrina The Teenage Witch than any grown up should reasonably know.

Yeah yeah, okay grandad. *Turns up Nine Inch Nails*

Trying to squeeze words out from my ridiculous depressed brain would be more effort than it's worth for just about any game that isn't Moose Life. Moose Life is worth it: punchingrobots.com/moose-life/

Actually, to be fair, cards are doing my tit in more. *Big do not likely stamp*

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Steady the fuck on, not everything has to be "a run" lads.

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Genuinely can't wait until the whole roguelike/light thing dials down a few notches, it's like the indie version of an aaa corridor shooter.

Depressing that not one single person I passed on the half hour walk down to the town hall, or the walk back, saw fit to wear a mask.

Fucks sake. This town is clownogeddon.

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I wasn't quite expecting how weird the headache and nausea combo would be from getting my jab earlier. Like, it wasn't bad - just weird and intermittent.

But you know, if it's that or the other thing, I'll take a night of occasional sicky feeling and more bonceache than usual.

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*slaps roof of a school* this bad boy can fit so many sharks in it

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