The Abominable Bobby Spacelips @RobF@mastodon.social

Bother that cat.

Nearly tweeted a shopping list instead of sending it to the eldest. Oopsy.

I've been to see a doctor and he says I've got a severe case of the twentynineteens.

Skreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaarggghhhheeeeeeek

That's the noise I make every time I see the word "crafting" in a game description.

Game developers! I walk at a pretty brisk pace, even when I'm in screaming agony. Please stop making me wear virtual lead boots in your videogame because you want me to look at the art.

What they say: "we want you to go slow and take in the world"

What they mean: "the walking speed in this game is agonisingly slow and borderline painful, please enjoy inching forward like you're walking through quicksand"

Cripes, I could do with a break from this at the mo. At least these days I have stuff to take the edge off so I can still function somewhat so it could be much worse but it's definitely wearing me out with the lack of respite these past few weeks.

Good time for the IGF to distract me though.

Set up a few pikes in the yard for the heads of anyone using "gamefeel" with any sincerity because wtf even is that stop it.

Somewhere at Bungie there's a heatmap of all the tiny rocks throughout Destiny 2's map that I've landed on and died as a result.

I have spent 3 years of my life on this videogame, I have entered it into a competition using actual cash. I would like precisely four (4) people to play my videogame. This makes sense.

People who upload like 4 codes to the IGF.

Joaquin Phoenix Software (PS2, 2004)

Dunno what I'd do without RPS to perpetually answer the question "what the feck is this game I've got in front of me?"

The IGF backend served me up Fight Crab. I think it might be sentient.

Ooh. Judging time already.