Chewbacca probably makes the wildest noises when he nuts.

can’t find an old toot of yours that you wanted to boost?

just retoot the damned content cuz you sure as hell ain’t finding it in “Search Toots”

hey @Gargron

the “Search Toots” function is still worthless

can this please get better?

Proud Boys ambushed a DSA meeting in PDX yesterday, and claimed to have drawn a gun on folx outside. But this wasn’t the first time PBs have targeted DSA. When the Far Right says they want to kill leftists, believe and organize against them.

Anti-fascism is self-defense. twitter.com/nycantifa/status/1

cat on torso with clothed boobage Show more

selfie, EC, slight cleavage #fbf Show more

tired: #WheresMitch

wired: #TheresMitch disrupting his daily life via flashmob

inspired: #WhosMitch after he *mysteriously* vanishes following said flashmob

"hey a new follower"

"oh this is an old follower"

"oh no this is a lot of old followers"

I've a friend that works at the music department at a college and they put up some framed sheet music up with Never Gonna Give You Up miss-titled as classical pieces and as far as I know, nobody has noticed

Excuse me but who raised you to think buffalo chicken tacos are ‘classic’

this is as good as it gets

never gonna top this maple syrup #content

tribute toot to my first scientific calculator which has endured decades of continual use & is still fully functional after probably its 4th battery change

it’s small & sleek & still in pristine condition

i have a hot new boyfriend

their name is Sleep
best boyfriend ever
nourishes my body & mind
makes me feel beautiful

i have a hot new boyfriend

their name is Sleep
best boyfriend ever
nourishes my body & mind
makes me feel beautiful

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