🎶 He was a boy
She was a girl
Could they make it any more hetero 🎶
🎶 He was a punk
She took ballet
Thank goodness I'm gay 🎶
Wow Apple reinvents PayPal, I'm sooo fucking impressed. And I see they have a computer that is literally unaffordable for the vast majority of the western world.
Like seriously, my trip to Brazil is cheaper than the iMac pro, and I get more bang for my buck (literally 😏).
I love how people are excited about person-to-person Apple Pay payments when literally 70% of America and 85% of the world run Android and therefore it is totally useless unless all your friends are hipsters like you are 👌
Even then, about 1/3 of the population STILL can't do it.
So FORGIVE ME if I am a bit cynical about the iMac pro or don't give a shit.
A great deal of America can't even come up with $100 in an emergency, except by resorting to credit.
When most of America can't even come up with $1000 in an emergency but Apple is selling a $4000 computer and tech geeks are drooling over it, you know you have an inequality problem.
Ok, since I am going to be sending out official discordian correspondence anyway, is there anyone else who would like some official correspondence from here in gay Paris?
The official correspondence will probably be a postcard written in crayon, as is appropriate.
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