This has to go up there with the Krassenstein bro's podcast as some of the most cursed content of all time:

My dream is to be able to punch a whole house down

Deep state has relentlessly tried to prevent me from hydrating myself — but I stay winning

I honestly think I get more powerful during the summer

Inexplicable yearning for ice cream as of late

Smashing out a few tweets in the car before going into the gym

Rarely block anyone but brands & folks with promoted tweets ‘cause sometimes conflict is good

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