Toot Sweet Solon @Solon@mastodon.social

Somewhere there is a dimension with jodorosky's dune and they're all like: "WHAT IF DAVID LYNCH MADE DUNE, HOW FRIGGED WOULD THAT BE?"

If you'd like to guess what tomorrow's toots will be, betting starts at Air Traffic Control Memes with a joint favorite of Simpson's (homestuck)

For those who missed it, yesterday on MASTODON was: horse (regular)

Today is: dune

I'm excited to find out what tomorrow will be

mmmm that spicey spicey melange

I'm just crying hearing the good boys hollering "YEET! YOU ARE INSUFFERABLE, YEET"

y'all can keep fallout 1 LOL
http://videogamechoochoo.com/chooch-streams-fallout-8-22-18/

There's a lot of things I'm always too scared to talk about on social media, but, how fucked up would it be to shine Amazon owner Lex Luther's head?

with a wooden bat?

wikihow: How to get rid of Amazon, the megacorp that fantasy books warn you about?

It's like hard to breath in Seattle due to smoke, but how surreal is it that there is a biodome right in the middle of the city just for Amazon

Yeet with your mouth, not with your hands

Although @tobykeith's livestream is keeping me sane tonight

"Yeet with your back, not with your knees"

I'm boooored and I should go play a video game 'for fun' but I keep just turning it on myself trying to think of a game to play 'for work'

is the tribute god bot on here yet? can we get tributes to the toot god?

Last night, friends tried to convince me that hippos were violent killing machines, and they may be right, but all I could see was All Terrain Potato Cuties