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In election seasons Sri Lankan politicians are like fairies!
or may be like a genie.

my entire aesthetic is "isabelle on a knockoff Vespa"

@Mayana hey stranger! Found an instance you like better, or is this just an alt? Either way I hope you're well and all, good to hear from you!

@popstar like if you honestly think all lives matter youโ€™d be pro-BLM. no, iโ€™m sure whoever did this is a pearl-clutching liberal or an outright white supremacist. and since pearl-clutching lib type of person thinks voting is the peak form of political expression, my money is on the latter.

yellow is residential, not green. orange and brown are also residential. grey or purple is industrial. green is agriculture or park space. blue is commercial tho they got that right.

i say "hmmmmm. gross!" quite a bit in my daily life and very few people realize that i do it because of the john mulaney bit about how easy it used to be to get away with murder

"detective! we found a pool of the killer's blood!"

"hmmmmm. gross! mop it up! now, back to my hunch..."

Saturdays have become the days when I check whether I can still fit into my pairs of jeans. That it coincides with my venturing out for grocery is another matter.

shave part of your head

what's the worst that could happen?

R1 vs. wUB โ˜‘๏ธ โŒ โŒ
R2 vs. G โ˜‘๏ธโ˜‘๏ธ
R3 vs. UR โ˜‘๏ธ โ˜‘๏ธ

First time with the WU deck in this set. Little disappointed w/ R1, had to mulligan to 5 in games 2 & 3.

Overall, seems like WU can be pretty speedy; not sure how you'd compare to WR in a race tho. Warded battlements also seems pretty good in these colors, and might be okay as a 23rd in an aggro deck.

Reminder that anyone still debating whether India is a democracy or a lawless dictatorship is a fool.

uspol 

โ€œWomen for Trumpโ€ is like Jews for Hitler.

Its 11:30 pm and I want ice cream. Should I order ice cream

3. A paper prerelease event today

R1 vs. GW โ˜‘๏ธโ˜‘๏ธ
R2 vs. UG โ˜‘๏ธโ˜‘๏ธ
R3 vs. RG โ˜‘๏ธโ˜‘๏ธ
R4 vs. WR โ˜‘๏ธโœ–๏ธโœ–๏ธ
R5 vs. RG โ˜‘๏ธโœ–๏ธโœ–๏ธ

๐Ÿ”น Lovestruck beast is a lot better than I thought
๐Ÿ”นSame goes for tuinvale treefolk
๐Ÿ”น everything else was about where I expected, BG seems real strong

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look, iโ€™m not angry, alright? i juust want to know who did it so i can throw a molotov through their front window,

Okay, maybe I just used the wrong power in the comparison ๐Ÿ˜“

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