@yr @pea The entirety of the universe is sat down after the destruction of all of reality. The universes mom struts in, visibly frustrated. She opens her mouth, but hesitates for a second, then seemingly decides what to say "Alright, WHICH ONE OF YOU, TRANSCENDENTISED THE PROTON??? WAS IT YOU THE ROOTS OF MODERN SOCIETY?" She squints suspiciously at every homosapien ever to have existed, sitting in the corner, and eyes them up and down. Everyone shuffles awkwardly in their seats, a fraction of those their clear their throats awkwardly.

Cory doctrow author of walkaway and radicalized talks on a podcast about itternet and technologys roles in modern society.

Reminder that you don't need to use link shorteners like bit.ly etc on Mastodon.

All links on Mastodon count for 23 characters no matter how long or short they actually are.

More #MastoTips:

#Mastodon #LinkShorteners

is there any software that can read activitypub archives?

Having collected 260GB of Classical music is awesome when I want to listen to something but I don't want to hear the Overplayed violin and piano concertos.

Hey, so FYI, if you have any favorite Flash games, in a matter of weeks they'll be unplayable in your web browser. All of them

Download this program and download the .swf file of your favorite Flash games to keep playing them (link: newgrounds.com/flash/player) newgrounds.com/flash/player

hey all, there's a rash of http2 vulnerabilities going around c/o Netflix today.

the default mastodon nginx config has http2 enabled, and nginx is affected (in one form or another) by three of these attacks, so you should upgrade nginx as soon as possible:


mastodon.social is experiencing a DDoS attack again, hang on

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