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Just a PSA: you can jump into my mentions, include me on replies to my Boosts, scrape and index my toots, print my photos and hang them in your restaurant I don’t care this is a void I am shouting into as a gift you can do as you please with that

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I startled a squirrel and he leapt straight onto my cactus -- poor bastard

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cnn.com/2021/07/29/us/lax-jetp

How do we know LAX Jetpack Man is not just a regular man flying around in an invisible plane? :thaenkin:

Water is money. Follow the money instead of resenting people for existing or turning against the visitor or the new resident. Same shit happens in California, where the NIMBYs are currently using the drought as a reason why we should not build more housing.

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The island of Maui is experiencing a drought crisis and water shortages so residents are being asked to not wash their cars or water their lawns. Some are blaming the tourists, and shaming visitors. Nobody,to my knowledge, is concerned about the water used to export sugar cane, bananas, pineapple, flowers, taro, macadamia nuts, coffee, avocados, guavas, papayas, tomatoes...

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I made tofu, carrot cucumber and quinoa bowls with a harissa sauce (spicy)

What's the Dunbar's number of notifications per day before they all start getting ignored

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New Zealand...that's a pacific island right?

No they're not Pacific Islanders

Ok so they're on the continent of Australia?

I bet they'd be pissed if you said that

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crypto is short for "cryptography"

if you want a shorter word for "cryptocurrency", the word you are looking for is "ponzi"

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At the Olympics, on the volleyball court in a ghillie suit made of sand, completely undetected. Waiting for the ball to come my way so I can stab it with my bowie knife

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Koji Kondo's composition for The Link to the Past dark world overworked theme: youtube.com/watch?v=BStjuHfP23

Neil Richardon's The Riviera Affair youtube.com/watch?v=2nyR9cPqGf

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