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Female Prisoner 701 was a trip. It’s a psychedelic sexploitation revenge flick from 1972, just 87 minutes of gratuitous breasts and badly choreographed fights and smoldering glares from Meiko Kaji. Her smolder was so hot they made three more of these movies.

The Last Member was a documentary about really sad old men and their old dead penises.

I cannot recommend it.

Last night I had a long realistic dream about a planetwide EMP pulse from space that destroyed all of the computers in the world.

I was disappointed when I woke up

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Can someone help me identify this peripheral? It's in a C64 cartridge and it came in a box of C64 stuff. My guess is that it's an SPI but I have no way of knowing for sure.

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The integration between MacOS and iOS is so neat esp since it's all built in.. I tried this out yesterday and the quality isn't too bad!!

Gonna try actually scanning it later today and do a comparison.. but the colours is already so on point

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sleep technician/expert: "so, sleep is very important"

me: *frantically scribbling notes* not important?

sleep expert: "VERY important"

me: *scribbling* got it

sleep expert: "if you don't sleep enough, you're in for a fuckload of shit,"

me: *still taking notes*

sleep expert: "and if you sleep too much? well, you're in for a shitload of fuck."

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If a giant sinkhole opened up underneath me and swallowed me whole I would be pretty angry but I'd still try to make the best of the situation

6 customer meetings and a complete life crisis before 2pm

I thought slipping on and falling over a literal pile of dog (?) shit in the parking lot would be this week’s low point

Guess I shouldn’t jinx myself it’s not even Friday yet

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Chevrolet Pulls 'Most Reliable' Ad After Being Challenged By Toyota:

(Also challenged by Ford and Honda.)

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lifehack: whenever public wifi asks you for your email, instead of giving it to them, do this ONE NEAT TRICK

look at the name of the company trying to collect it (it will never be the restaurant or cafe, always some soulless data brokering tech firm) and type in "sales" or "hello"

give them a taste of their own medicine!!

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liking Dark Souls 2 is the Dark Souls of liking Dark Souls

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I don’t interact much at the WeWork but it’s always shocking when I do.

First one today was a blonde woman that MUST be an android, or on the strongest happy pills that exist.

What he said: I work for both an investment bank and a venture capital firm, don’t worry we deal with lots of secret data

What he probably meant: I’m trusted with information more valuable than yours and I’m very important so be impressed

What I heard: hi I’m an idiot with privilege and don’t understand privacy

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