I feel April 1st's fake articles and Photoshops are gonna be especially cruel this year.

I remember seeing a little comic where the beginning of Grand Order was all "I don't know if I can save the world like this!" while the current state is more "NEW CHAPTER. CRUSH IT, AND BRING BACK ANYTHING USEFUL."

Sounds about right.

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So I just learned about the grasshopper mouse, a tiny thing which

A) announces its presence by screaming into the night sky, and
B) eats scorpions. And its mousey body converts the toxins from the scorpions' stingers into painkillers mid-lunching.

Oh. There was apparently a mini-Nintendo Direct a while ago - highlights including a Bravely Default 2 demo, upcoming Animal Crossing freebies and confirmation that a boxer from ARMS will start off Smash Bros Ultimate's next season. youtube.com/watch?v=ubRf4zyEvG

The correct response to the Pro-Lifers that have spent all month shrieking with orgasmic glee about the "economic benefits" of genocide again.

I like how Warframe's new Scarlet Spear mission is a simultaneous two-parter, with all the players blatting Sentients on the ground providing for those up in space.

Shame the Railjacks are still so feeble the're somehow constantly on fire despite no oxygen up there

EXTREME MEATPUNKS FOREVER: SEASON 1 is COMPLETELY FREE for the next 48 hours!!! Gay disasters beating up neonazis in giant robots made of meat!

🍖 Pilot mechs!
🍖 Fight your clone!
🍖 Run from the cops!
🍖 Fall in love????

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I am strangely intrigued by the direction these Simpsons shitposts are going. youtube.com/watch?v=4jNgrf6aDv

"Protect the NHS!" cries the UK gov that has actively been gutting it for the past few decades.

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