Friendly reminder: If you want to know the options of the unix tool "strings", do not google "man strings".
#knuckletats
ROUGH BEAST
(by the time you notice its extra fingers its already too late)
My tee-shirt has the coolest label.
When someone you actually know starts faving your toots https://mastodon.social/media/LWli-bqoubHniBCPW7Q
Finally getting a chance to dig into some generative art with Bill Automata's "Beyond math.random()" talk/project https://github.com/billautomata/donutjs_talk
No MyFitnessPal I did not eat 3.5kg of raw cauliflower
Come to the Lidz at the Pioneer Courthouse Square mall in the next 20 minutes if you want an ass kicking.
everyone knows the real meme of mastodon is being nice, and good
When I think about how many 'Our Team' tech company pages have a dog, zero people of color, one woman with 'mom' in her title and at least two people who voted for trump https://mastodon.social/media/cEOs5VbQrPRg7R8gTzE
It's mother-h*cking Gundam time.
Sagittarius - "I wore this backpack all over Europe"
"Uhhhh sure okay that will be $2.39" https://mastodon.social/media/6ixEMvBSjXVAGuvdaUg
Aquarius - This ukulele you will play four times and after that only get down from the wall at times no one would appreciate it. https://mastodon.social/media/FWrjN06S63C1kWMg3cU
Leo - a clock that says 'I have a refined sense of style and $11,000 in credit card debt' https://mastodon.social/media/x-BUwyKPgv-C1AdwnKA
The signs as appealing 'modern design' housewares that you do not need:
Taurus - coasters that in your house will just look like huge York Peppermint Patties
https://mastodon.social/media/MrLjbccybD0q5Xs2W2E
Next time you post delicious food on Mastodon, ask yourself - did you bring enough for the whole instance?
rewatching The Americans which might be my favorite show because I'm finally pushing 40 and nostalgia is a thing now, or might be my favorite show because I want to fuck dads in wigs.
Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (風の谷のナウシカ), by Hayao Miyazaki https://mastodon.social/media/oNhMYPdOcVifq-LrKHw
cool okay so im so out of my depth right now??
like i know how to do rails stuff, i know the fuck out of ruby, i know how to run cool things on vps's and junk, but throw docker into this mess and im fucking lost
I cannot recommend being paged at 3:44 am, then being paged at 5:22 am.