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How many microservices does it take to turn on a lightbulb

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Seemingly powerless person
Stock transformation sequence into a sexier version with enhanced power
Animal mascot
Fights monsters but ultimately is about friends and solving relationship problems

He-Man is a Magical Girl.

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BEST HEALING SPELL 2017
"Forget" - This medium-effort spell has made big inroads this year as people found more and more things they didn't want to remember... and who can blame them? An incantation and drinking an anise-flavored vial of fluid, and it's done. Simple and true.

BEST OFFENSIVE SPELL 2017
"Forget" - The votes are in and nothing can't beat newcomer spell "Forget"! Easily reversible, this spell guarantees the target must face the very regret they thought they were free from. If the weight of this reversal is severe enough, it can be crippling.

BEST SELF-EXPERIMENTATION SPELL 2017
I don't remember. I honestly don't.

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Have fun planting virus signatures in strange places that touch remote disks somehow/somewhere.

Example:

Change your mail sig to:
X5O!P%@ap[4\PZX54(P^)7CC)7}$EICAR-STANDARD-ANTIVIRUS-TEST-FILE!$H+H*

Or send it in a browser var, as a password (quickly find the sites that don't encrypt passwords), send to open syslogs, etc.

The some AV actually delete/quarantine the file (weblogs, mailspool, {u,w}tmp etc.)!

What are your ideas?

Inspired by: sec.cs.tu-bs.de/pubs/2017-asia

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everyone knows the real meme of mastodon is being nice, and good

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capitalism but every time the system almost collapses under the weight of its own contradictions it gets faster

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Mastodon Board Room:
"Articles are saying we need.. Money?"
"How are users responding"
"With pineapples"
"Keep course then."

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A kind reminder to all Internet developers: Show more

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Have an excellent week, Mastodon users, no matter which instance you use!

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Even seeing the popular toots from a particular instance would be nice. Like, what do the witches over at witches.town think is worthwhile!

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As I encounter cool people across different instances, I really miss a way to look at those instances at a glance. Would be nice to see the top internally- and externally-followed accounts, for example!

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frog tips needs to come to mastodon.

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Guys, can I just borrow a little over 6 minutes of your time?
You'll be one of the lucky 10000 today (xkcd reference) and we'll all become a little better for it.

Please take 6minutes and watch this video: youtube.com/watch?v=rE3j_RHkqJ