David Will @Trashbang@mastodon.social
Level designer, game critic, programmer, awkward online pal | Hair disaster | 🏳️🌈 | he/him | I'm trying, okay?
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sleep deprived take: games should have jump buttons even in the absence of any requirement to jump, because jumping alleviates the inherent stiffness and inflexibility present in the overwhelming majority of movement systems
Turn clockwise and pull to release access hatch B
Employees are reminded, *once again*, that the auxiliary coolant overflow pipe is *not* a water slide, and that they may be subject to disciplinary action if they enter it without appropriate personal protective equipment.
A word for when you're scraping food out of a dish into a tupperware and you wonder if the effort you're expending on extracting those last few scraps is greater than the chemical energy actually contained within them
distribute your game on lightly scratched demo discs for a PC magazine that never actually existed
Doomguy trimming his topiary: SNIP AND PARE
Doomguy getting changed in a hurry: STRIP AND WEAR
Doomguy serving nibbles at a party: DIP AND SHARE
Also it still has anomalies for some reason. Bug anomalies.
Open-world bug-catching immersive sim. Insects have simulated AI that reacts to various stimuli, a-la Half-Life roaches, and also pursue control of objectives, either alone or as a faction, a-la S.T.A.L.K.E.R: Clear Sky
It's a major injustice of our language that an adjective as cool as 'draconian' means 'it's really strict and harsh and sucks a lot' instead of 'it's magical and ancient and... really warm? hey, check out how warm this is'
A conduit of conduits
striving for the authentic experience
The machines... they're learning
I shouldn't be allowed near this language. English, I mean.
the plural of vertex is vertices, so the plural of regex must be... regices
@Trashbang 150. The world is barren.
170. No more clouds or stars.
190. No more night.
199. No more day.
200.
It's gone.
It's over.
The last thing you believed in was yourself, and your confidence has finally waned.
@Trashbang As you level up, the monsters start disappearing, but it's not just them. Something felt off about the zealot in the village, but you can't find them at all anymore. Eventually you reach level 100 and the monsters are all gone, but it keeps going. Level 101, 102. People are going missing. Pets are disappearing. 104, 105. The town bridge is gone. 110, 120. Plants fade from the landscape. 130, 140. Whole cities gone.
Fantasy RPG where you can level up your Scepticism in order to disbelieve monsters out of existence. More outlandish creatures are easier to banish, but it has virtually zero effect on human foes.
Still working on the lighting here, but it turns out it's hard to beat the classic downturned white spotlight
Be sure to engage lock couplings on all mobile catwalks before allowing fellow staff members to traverse them
@Trashbang man vs sickass demon skulls
