i wonder if mastodon posts cacti/mrtg/etc graphs of system usage

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Hi! mastodon.social is being slow right now, as far as I can tell because there's twice as many people using it at the same time as ever have; I'm working on making it go fast again, but in the meantime, do remember to invite people to joinmastodon.org instead of directly to mastodon.social. People don't have to be on the same server to follow you! Thanks!

oh rad, it took half an hour but i have a home timeline again :D

so.
mastodon is gonna get way more popular after today, I bet.

wow this place is still going. Kinda impressed!

I so dove some buildings downtown because everywhere is empty
youtu.be/9D_Xj6tfRwQ

@dildog did you delete your tweet with that companies name? I didnt get a chance to jot it down :D

ohboy.
hushcon west cfp just opened
and i don't have any new material.

time to hustle, i guess.

achievement unlocked: phobos needs to figure out how to do business in france, spain, ireland and england.

and I'm now looking for folks who have some experience with that so I can pick their brains :D

ohai infosec nerds

The Grugq is now on tootsite.

@thegrugq

:D

@thegrugq dis all you need! people can follow you here now and you dont need to do anything besides having created an account.

i can give you a bit of a signal boost!

I replied professionally and gave them a quote and they more or less expected that I would do it super cheap or free.

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I'm 100% certain the lady who wrote in has no idea about any of this stuff at all, doesnt twitter, and is completely on the dark on who mitnick is and the horrible shit he's responsible for.

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oh boy.
kevin mitnicks company, knowbe4, has reached out to us to have us help them reformat one of their training courses because whoever did it for them last apparently just threw word spaghetti against the wall and called it a quiz?

mitnick has stolen from me directly, and now blocks me and most of my staff on twitter.

wat do?

theres a literal mountain of stuff i wanna do with regards to remote control. And you could automate it easily with arp table lookups.

your mobile phone leaves home? turn a bunch of shit off. You get near home again and get back on home wifi? shit turns back on.

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i wish all the orgs manufacturing smart home shit made "prosumer" stuff that didnt phone home to some fucking cloud. I want to control it myself, locally, via wifi. maybe a rest or json api.

i dont want tplink, or wemo or belkin or whoever to know all the specifics of when i turn shit on or off.

and if the internet goes down, so does all the control I have over said shit.

this is suboptimal.

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