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🎃 HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13th spooky friends. 🎃

To be clear this is not a judgement, just an observation.

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Ants are a living example of buy-out communism when you think about it. The dudes are completely disempowered but their job is to fly and have sex. The ladies are all both doing the work and calling the shots, but the dudes do get to fly and have sex as their job. The men were bought out of responsibility and tbqh I don't know many men who wouldn't take that trade.

The Western capitalist world admitting that China and Russia might cure cancer and heart problems without their intellectual property monopolism.

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My cat now has two words in her vocabulary. One long meow for pets, and two short meows for food.

@root i do love trains... public transit is really beautiful...

*immediately before being banned from a magic tournament*
IM GONNA BRIBE THE OFFICIALS
IM GONNA KILL ALL THE JUDGES
IT'S GONNA TAKE YOU PEOPLE YEARS TO RECOVER FROM ALL THE DAMAGE

Someone just put a 1 star review on st vincent after it erupted. Like really??

@zorotl @Taweret yeah, theres an account that i follow on twitter that shows changes to nyt articles and headlines, they posted this immediately after they posted the article

There's this bird where I live that sounds exactly like the pingu "noot noot"

I saw somebody on Twitter say that when Republicans say “woke” now itʼs code for “black” and I think thatʼs right.

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