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Some memes I made and forgot about part 2 of 2

Some memes I made and forgot about part 1 of 2

The internet is our first taste of being a hive mind and we definitely are not resisting. Probably not a bad thing anyways.

why cant I, hold all these Pulled pork sandwiches?

One day the laws of physics will only by enforced via social construct.

In a far flung future the internet is no more, hand written letters are signed with "Like and subscribe" and nobody remembers why.

@Taweret @lynnesbian Millennials are Killing the Hyperbolic Headline Industry

finally do I have the proper way of looking at the fediverse :icon_mrgreen:

also yes it's fully functional and I'm actually using it as my main interface right now

Are you more haunted by the things you'll never know of, or the things you know of but will never learn?

Twitter is just a noncompliant mastodon instance.

Plant Microbial Fuel Cells let you enjoy both plants and solar energy at the same time!

Plants use light to produce sugars, and some of those sugars get deposited into the soil via the plants' roots. There, the plant sugars nourish soil bacteria, and with some clever use of electrodes, you can steal a little of the metabolic energy from those bacteria.

Essentially, you're using a living plant as a solar cell. It doesn't give you very much electricity but it's cool. ๐ŸŒฑโ˜€๏ธ

Formal notice: Deep dish pizza is now known as "deep". That is all you may now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

@Gargron @cypnk

100%

if the killswitch was instead a doorbell button nobody would ever press it for any reason

they never really do

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