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I have created a new, separate account for my Mastodon client Toot!:


Please follow it for updates about Toot!, getting beta access, and similar things.

(I'm slightly struggling to keep up with all the attention it is getting right now through my personal account. This account is usually mainly for posting utter nonsense!)

Like, using ES6 for the first time now and you can really feel that there is a good language in there struggling and failing to get out.

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@WAHa_06x36 that part I can handle but how does it work out to a sum of residues I, why

@halcy You think integrating along a path that ends up where you started equals 0? Absolutely not, because we went around THE POLE and actually mathematics is just fae magic now.

I really need to increase my visibility on LinkedIn. I don't think there's anything quite as satisfying as turning down job offers from unethical companies.

Currently suggesting the recruiter leave their job as well because they work for a company that sells bitcoins.

today really maybe I'M the volatile uint8_t*

The biggest threat to a long term relationship? Eating lunch too late.

If I end up ever open-sourcing Toot!, it will be at least 50% because I want to show people just what kind of utter nonsense I managed to put in there.

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Reading through my commit history to write some release notes, and being faced with things written by some kind of madman, like "Add support for angry loading".

Keep wondering if I should try to do some kind of broadcasting about programming and design stuff I like. Not sure if I could manage to keep at it...

Suffering from a condition where I can not implement any feature without making it a spectacle.

I'm sometimes finding it really weird how weird kinda-outsider music from my youth - like happy hardcore - kind of never went away, but instead was slowly re-contextualised over the decades, and re-emerged as a DIFFERENT kind of less-outsider music for a different audience, probably because people grew up listening to it and they internalised it in a very different way than it ever was to the original creators.

That was a bit of a train wreck of a sentence. Struggling to quite verbalise this.

Walked the dog & rewrote Henry Purcell's "Man is for the Woman Made" (1696)

Dog, dog, dog
Is for the human made
And the human for the dog

As the froggy for the log
As the foghorn for the fog
As the Swamp Thing for the bog
As the mud is for the hog

So dog, dog, dog
Is for the human made
And the human for the dog

As the beagle loves to bay
As the golden loves the shade
As the pug is for the lap
And the lab is for the nap

Dog, dog, dog
Is for the human made
And the human for the dog

I work for a food delivery company, and I was just reminded that some years ago, we gave the president of Finland a special button where, if he presses it, we will deliver some food for his dog, Lennu.

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