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I have created a new, separate account for my Mastodon client Toot!:

@tootapp

Please follow it for updates about Toot!, getting beta access, and similar things.

(I'm slightly struggling to keep up with all the attention it is getting right now through my personal account. This account is usually mainly for posting utter nonsense!)

My lesbian road trip RPG "Get in the Car, Loser!" will be coming out this September! Learn more at getinthecarloser.com

For a good time, try talking about veganism to the orange website.

Wait, no, I meant, not for that. For the opposite of that.

@WAHa_06x36 you know what's really fun? When you have code that runs on any google cloud offering, and then you come back a few months later and it just doesn't work anymore. Why? Who knows. It just doesn't. Google somehow don't think this will make people not use google cloud offerings anymore.

Just deleted a Firebase component from the day job app because it was causing memory corruption, in case you were wondering how it was going with the Google SDK dependencies.

Again: Google's SDKs and libraries are by quite some margin the absolute worst I've ever worked with on iOS. Just utter dogshit quality, with extremely little interest from Google to ever fix anything.

Just avoid Google dependencies when at all possible.

Could someone actually do something useful for once and make an AI that lists all songs that kind of sound a bit like each other so I can stop being in agony because the start of this track really sounds like something I used to listen to and really can't remember the name or artist of.

Currently enjoying this wonderful countdown technology.

We can only hope their rocket is at least as good as this.

Self-checkout machines in Finland all say "Follow the card reader instructions" when making the actual payment.

Today, I spotted someone with the Twitter display name "the card reader instructions" in Finnish and I am SO ANGRY.

@halcy Highly disappointing. I've heard the same from other too. I'm starting to think this entire thing is a scam.

What if the promise of 5G connectivity is just a scam to get people to get vaccinated?

Suddenly intensely curious about how well it'd work to use fabric dyes on fabric-covered USB cables.

the studs in the wall act as a kind of faraday cage, except instead of electromagnetic radiation it blocks whatever it is in Avatar that allows you to plug your tail into a tree

Mans just about tired of my Bull Shit, I think

also, under the GDPR, go eat an entire bag of sand lol

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Lil Mariko is genuinely one of the funniest people in music.

(To the tune of Offspring - Come Out and Play)

You gotta keep the cat hydrated.

I feel any ruling on whether or not code emitted by Github Copilot violates the GPL or any other license may have implications for any 'code-generating program' running on a computer, such as an uploaded human. #scifi

@WAHa_06x36 I also got put in Twitter jail for telling someone to go sit on a cactus :dab:

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