I've always been surrounded by the art-scene on twitter primarily for so long imagine being the one guy on your dash like "I just got a cool vectorized SIMD thing setup that lets me get the average color of an RGBA8 image %300 faster" and all my art followers are like "um aight" and no one else really cares like god damn this seems so silly to complain about but some valid? Spare some valid?

When you're a software engineer and a bunch of people follow you for your art or vids or something and no one can read your nerd shit

some sexbot on youtube or tumblr ot some shit
"come see my ass hwoel dude its my fuvkhgidngs asshwole dude hey {UsernameString} ocme see my fucking g asshole dude click the link wwwwwww.ffcingasshwhole.com/virus.exe just fuciiugn gc click it dude its my fucking asswheole"

The sex bots are fucking here man this is a mess

Ugh there's a sex bot on the local timeline spamming

(Mobile game ad)
LEVEL 1 hyoynykhyhonkyhyhonyk
LEVEL 15 hyohonkhonynkynYkHyhonk
LEVEL 30 HYOYNYK YHYNLYK YHOHNKY( BASS BOOSTED )

I'm burnt out at work and ready for the weekend already man I'm just shid and fard at work and the coldbrew i had this morning is wearing off

Something about the Anime Wendy's girl that attracts a certain type of Anime-Boy that would probably wear an ahoge shirt in public and says "trap"

Its 2019 here in the PST where time is actually real

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Haha little nerd joke for you all. Thanks for reading I'll be here all night

In middle school I thought the "Tie your jacket/flannel around your waist" thing looked really cute/cool but whenever I did something new a guy named Gerardo would make me feel really bad about doing it and i stopped day 1 but looking back it still looks really cute/cool

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