Protip:

When designing a user interface, imagine some old woman using it, say Margaret Hamilton, and she's clicking your app's buttons and saying to you, as old people do,

"Young whippersnapper, when I was your age, I sent 24 people to the ACTUAL MOON with my software in 4K of RAM and here I am clicking your button and it takes ten seconds to load a 50 megabyte video ad and then it crashes

I'm not even ANGRY with you, I'm just disappointed."

android.com/one/

<< Android One phones will receive at least two years of OS upgrades. >>

Wow, a whole, uh, a whole two years?

Wow. Two years before my phone becomes unusable cyber-toxic waste. So awesome.

Is um, two years considered a long time at Google today?

It didn't use to be a long time.

Pizza has a top and a bottom. Calzone has an inside and an outside. I'm proposing a theoretical new variant with only one side, a kleinza or perhaps kleinzone, if you will.

The eighth annual international Gender Census 2021 is now open until 10th March!

smartsurvey.co.uk/s/gendercens

It's for anyone whose genders (or lack thereof) aren't described by the M/F binary. It's short and easy, and the results are useful in academia, business and self-advocacy.

me getting coffee from a cafe during covid 

is a latte to ask for

Rant on people intolerant of enbies 

People denying the existence or validity of nonbinary people annoys me. Like, okay, fine, I wasn't AFAB, but I'm not def not "manly". So like, I dont fit the typical binary. So then maybe I'm nonbinary? Oh wait, that "doesnt exist" and I'm being "unrealistic" and "petty" by trying to be comfortable with myself? Maybe its the people trying to cling to an antiquated societal norm and force us into boxes for their own comfort that are being unrealistic and petty.

Incredible, the AI meme generator is way better than I am at making up funny stuff

This gender isn't working. Where's the customer service desk? I'd like to speak to a manager.

Today I've got a spoiler for one of the bad ends of 999! Don't worry, since it's a bad ending it's not canon and didn't happen! Or... are all the endings canon and they all happened?... Uh...
It's Clover from 999!
#zeroescape #fanart #plush
Clover is a commission for Sam pants!

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