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"Are you a vampire?"

The barista blinked at the question and then laughed softly, "What? No, why do you ask?"

"Um," the customer stared at their feet in the nearly empty cafe. "I saw..."

"Saw?"

"Last night."

The barista tilted their head.

"You were talking to a bat."

"Oh! That's just Juliet; she's a friend and a very good listener."

"Is... Juliet a vampire?" the customer asked hopefully, tiny fangs visible as they bit their lip.

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I am happily now a Patron of @matrix . Let's build a decentralized future!

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putting the Timecube website in the web design section on my resumé, like who's gonna prove me wrong

Watching Cyberpunk 2077 40 minute gameplay trailer like it's movie night at the house

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YES this is my husband and YES he's a terrifying airplane with a face! We've been together for 20 years and despite his strange anatomy we have a completely normal marriage

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What do you call a werewolf youtuber? Show more

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sonic the hedgehog levels are 28% and steady

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if I really really loved Bastion and Transistor to the point that I wished I could forget them so I could play them again for the first time, what else might I like?

I tried Pyre. It's ok. But not quite the same.

thing about sharing music with friends that I can't fit in one toot pt2 Show more

thing about sharing music with friends that I can't fit in one toot pt1 Show more

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and my least favorite word, both ugly, and because I've never heard it in the real world and thought: "I like the person who said that" or "I like the situation I am in right now" or "I'm definitely not more horrified". anyway, least favorite word in the english language: Show more

Like a kid having favorite colors, I think I have a favorite and least favorite word in the english language. One, that I'm not sure is my favorite, but I just like it whenever I hear it. Starting with the favorite word Show more

and my least favorite word, both ugly, and because I've never heard it in the real world and thought: "I like the person who said that" or "I like the situation I am in right now" or "I'm definitely not more horrified". anyway, least favorite word in the english language: Show more

Like a kid having favorite colors, I think I have a favorite and least favorite word in the english language. One, that I'm not sure is my favorite, but I just like it whenever I hear it. Starting with the favorite word Show more

Like a kid having favorite colors, I think I have a favorite and least favorite word in the english language. One, that I'm not sure is my favorite, but I just like it whenever I hear it. Starting with the favorite word Show more

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Peterson's 12 rules Show more

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