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I have that feeling of being super lethargic and heavy-feeling and tried to take a nap but just laying around and feeling sluggish and tired and it being Too Early To Fall Asleep

so I'm up and I'm here hhelp help

The same way you might move your valuables from one room, to another, to another, and hide them as an IRS agent tours your property,

You can convert your valuables into liquid, solid, or gas, as necessary. When IRS does a Solids Check (this is one of the routine things they do), convert everything to gas. And so on

This one suggests you go to the airport, time your move, and a door opens into a secure back room. You pull the cord, taking down critical air traffic infrastructure, causing dozens of flights to be taken offline

Your flight, meanwhile, is monitored on a different system and now is set to takeoff ahead of schedule.

okay okay okay

This one is like The Happening.

The plants emit pollen that inhibits human metabolism and drains motivation and willpower. The entire microbial ecosystem in the soil is geared toward suppressing human energy

It's not about caffeine, it's not about exercise. It's the plants, everywhere, all around us, draining the human life force, in conspiracy as old as time

This is now an account where I interpret @wikihow posts

And this one is incredible!

What could that mean?!? Of all the issues, it's the LENGTH of the toddler that is the impediment to them napping.

Better shrink them to 12 inches. So they can fit in their special napping drawer

I love this one because it suggests bringing a dog to panama takes the form of a crisis that involves high stakes hostage negotiation.

I love the ambiguity and mystery of the 'how to do anything' posts that combine titles + wikihow illustrations.

It's a challenge, a fascinating challenge, to imagine what possible plotline, what sequence of steps, could connect the title + image, and often it implies a whole new world where basic rules of reality are fundamentally different

i don't want to sleep, and I don't want to get up and have to do work tomorrow

For some reason the peertube 'ownership changes' icon is a black and white Hillary Clinton 2016 icon?

(also what even is an ownership change as a peertube-relevant concept?)

is there any 'netflix but for the fediverse' ? or is that just what peertube is?

I'd like the idea of group watch parties for somethingorother organized over masto

Random though: having a list of tasks and then using random.org to roll a number is so much easier than actually TRYING to motivate yourself to do something

I'm glad that the masto folks I follow happen to be up at this hour, which for me is a stupidly late and unnecessary hour where I was 100% expecting to be the only person both up and online

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I was mostly away today

Here are some :blobpats: if you think they might help

:blobpats: :blobpats: :blobpats: :blobpats: :trans_heart:

I just installed and played a bit of after a long time away. Am I crazy or are you NOT allowed to cook wood into coal in vanilla minetest?

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I still can't get over how good a motto "anything worth doing is worth doing poorly" is when you're suffering from executive dysfunction or physical disabilities

Like, of course it's awesome to thoroughly clean your place once a week or biweekly but if the mere thought of it is causing you to break down, vacuuming for five minutes is so much more than doing nothing

It's the best piece of advice I got in what feels like forever

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Toots? In your timeline? More probable than you think

Free PC check now

I opened up my browser and just saw this on the toolbar. it was like wait, what? also like... yes.. please? like maybe someone knows how constantly online I am and how constantly on my laptop I am and climbed through my window and opened up my laptop and left that there

but it was just the title of some site I had bookmarked. bleh

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