The same way you might move your valuables from one room, to another, to another, and hide them as an IRS agent tours your property,
You can convert your valuables into liquid, solid, or gas, as necessary. When IRS does a Solids Check (this is one of the routine things they do), convert everything to gas. And so on
This one suggests you go to the airport, time your move, and a door opens into a secure back room. You pull the cord, taking down critical air traffic infrastructure, causing dozens of flights to be taken offline
Your flight, meanwhile, is monitored on a different system and now is set to takeoff ahead of schedule.
okay okay okay
This one is like The Happening.
The plants emit pollen that inhibits human metabolism and drains motivation and willpower. The entire microbial ecosystem in the soil is geared toward suppressing human energy
It's not about caffeine, it's not about exercise. It's the plants, everywhere, all around us, draining the human life force, in conspiracy as old as time
This is now an account where I interpret @wikihow posts
I love the ambiguity and mystery of the 'how to do anything' posts that combine titles + wikihow illustrations.
It's a challenge, a fascinating challenge, to imagine what possible plotline, what sequence of steps, could connect the title + image, and often it implies a whole new world where basic rules of reality are fundamentally different
I just installed and played a bit of #minetest after a long time away. Am I crazy or are you NOT allowed to cook wood into coal in vanilla minetest?
I still can't get over how good a motto "anything worth doing is worth doing poorly" is when you're suffering from executive dysfunction or physical disabilities
Like, of course it's awesome to thoroughly clean your place once a week or biweekly but if the mere thought of it is causing you to break down, vacuuming for five minutes is so much more than doing nothing
It's the best piece of advice I got in what feels like forever
I opened up my browser and just saw this on the toolbar. it was like wait, what? also like... yes.. please? like maybe someone knows how constantly online I am and how constantly on my laptop I am and climbed through my window and opened up my laptop and left that there
but it was just the title of some site I had bookmarked. bleh