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mild sexual and/or horror allusions 

Hooray hooray it’s the first of May…

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Howabout instead of calling music either "classical" and "popular", we call it either "royal" or "people's" music?

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There was a technical glitch in the bell ringing mechanism of Turku Cathedral, causing it to chime through the night.

I live quite near to the church, and ofc my first association was: "That's it! Now the plague has started _for real_!"

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So Bitcoin is definitely a hybrid-war weapon designed to hasten global-warming-triggered water-wars under climate-collapse conditions, which the US military's analysts believe the US could definitely decisively win in the short-term but maybe not in the long-term, right

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"No thanks, I don't eat octopus."

"Do you not like the taste?"

"No, it's just that they are too smart."

"That's just weird. Octopus eat each other. Are you allergic?"

"No."

"Is it a religious thing or something?"

(Sigh) "Sure. It's a religious thing."

"OH. Okay, that makes sense."

RELIGION. IT MAKES EVERYTHING "MAKE SENSE."

Brought to you by the Religion is Better Than Making Sense Committee.

:jrbd: subgenius.com

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I'm learning only the most useful Icelandic phrases by reading Icelandic kids books!

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