I need my TV to understand that I do not, nor will I ever under any circumstances, want motion smoothing enabled.

I love how most superhero films were all like "I must protect my secret identity at all costs, not even those close to me can know" and then Tony Stark is just like "yeah I'm Iron Man, here's my home address, what are you gonna do about it?"

I bought a new audio cable to run between my switch and speakers because I could hear humming.

Turns out that the old cable is fine and the humming is actually a ground loop antenna caused by my new laptop's power supply.

In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe.

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Chelsea Manning 

Aaron Swartz Day reports:

You can write xychelsea here:

Chelsea Elizabeth Manning A0181426 William G. Truesdale Adult Detention Center 2001 Mill Road Alexandria, VA 22314
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In the land of america the government gives you free frozen peaches and a set of bear arms, what a beautiful country
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"please select your gender"
[You open up the dropdown menu and it's a spotify playlist filled entirely with carly rae jepsen and AJJ]

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tired: acab is an insult to cops

wired: acab is an insult to bastards

You might think I'm just sitting around in my underwear getting high but that's not true at all, I'm not wearing underwear.

So let me get this straight. Parliament will today be debating and voting on amendments to a deal that the EU have already told us in non-negotiable.

From now on I'm going to start operating on the assumption that we will be leaving the EU without a deal in two months time, and then plan accordingly.

Soulwax are legit the most underrated band of their generation.

I really hate that "I'm a trans veteran: I fought for your right to hate me" shirt because it's such revisionist nonsense.

Just upgraded to Switch firmware 7.0 but it doesn't seem to be any different from the previous version.

There's a group on the religious right pretending to be feminists to advance their anti LGBT agenda and they're literally called Wolf.

Two days left until we get the keys to our new house.

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