Alice Jane @actuallyalice@mastodon.social

I need my TV to understand that I do not, nor will I ever under any circumstances, want motion smoothing enabled.

I love how most superhero films were all like "I must protect my secret identity at all costs, not even those close to me can know" and then Tony Stark is just like "yeah I'm Iron Man, here's my home address, what are you gonna do about it?"

I bought a new audio cable to run between my switch and speakers because I could hear humming.

Turns out that the old cable is fine and the humming is actually a ground loop antenna caused by my new laptop's power supply.

In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe.

You might think I'm just sitting around in my underwear getting high but that's not true at all, I'm not wearing underwear.

Teetering on the brink of an epiphany.

So let me get this straight. Parliament will today be debating and voting on amendments to a deal that the EU have already told us in non-negotiable.

From now on I'm going to start operating on the assumption that we will be leaving the EU without a deal in two months time, and then plan accordingly.

Yes

Trying to practice singing every day now.

Soulwax are legit the most underrated band of their generation.

I really hate that "I'm a trans veteran: I fought for your right to hate me" shirt because it's such revisionist nonsense.

Just upgraded to Switch firmware 7.0 but it doesn't seem to be any different from the previous version.

There's a group on the religious right pretending to be feminists to advance their anti LGBT agenda and they're literally called Wolf.

TERF (n)

adult human garbage

Two days left until we get the keys to our new house.