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I'm going to be moving the majority of my tooting to @alahmnat. I won't be deleting this account, but you may want to follow me to Snouts for future dorkfox-related content.

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Ugh. How and why on earth did both the garbage disposal AND the dishwasher both decide to break in the *same week*? The garbage disposal started leaking on Monday, and overnight the dishwasher just… stopped draining.

It's not like we're trying to grind up bones or wash dishes with full meals on them, it's just been Normal Kitchen Things as usual. Now I'm paranoid that our whiny-ass refrigerator is going to kick the bucket too.

A while back I posted a fursona quiz and kind of cheesed the "if you had to switch species, what would you choose?" question, but lately I've kind of been getting attached to the idea of having an african wild dog alt. (the quiz: mastodon.social/@alahmnat/1004)

Hm. Apparently IFTTT's RSS service doesn't understand the enclosure tag, so there's no way to pull my toots *and* image attachments into a Day One journal. I just get the text.

Just realized that my 86% level 9 shiny Charizard will finally have a chance to shine in the Master League trainer battles.

I know Mastodon is not a haven, but I just have to say: whoever writes ad copy for Taco Bell menu items is absolutely not getting paid enough. (link: tacobell.com/food/specialties/)

This is my new favorite sticker. My very dear friend CurioDraco makes new ones for me every month and I love all of them to absolute pieces, but this one especially is absolutely perfect.

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any title that's "the (a) of the (b)" but written "the (b) (a)" is funny to me
The Zelda Legend: Wild Breath

Oof. Looking at the release calendar for movies next year and only just now realizing that there are THREE Disney remakes slated: Dumbo in March, Aladdin in May, and Lion King in July.

I swear to god, the line of people waiting patiently for their turn at the Ahnonay Linking Book in Uru Live is still one of the wildest damn things I've ever seen in a video game. (You can see my stupid white-sneakered ass standing backward right behind the guy with the giant St. Patrick's Day hat at 5:25. I think I'd been in line for about 45 minutes at that point and I was taking pictures of the people behind me.)

youtu.be/AF6HOwkmElo?t=300

So, I'm still relatively new to . I never had a Gameboy growing up. PoGo was my first game (played at launch, got back into it this past spring), and I've just started playing Let's Go Eevee (which is delightful).

How do y'all keep all these types and effectiveness charts in your heads? I'm constantly having to look things up when I get into a battle.

I want this to be the *only* trailer for Avengers 4. It does what a trailer should: establish stakes, showcase the cast, drop a little bit of mystery without spoiling the entire plot. Swear to god if they run a typical "here's the movie in 2.5 minutes" trailer in front of Captain Marvel in March I'm gonna be very displeased.

youtube.com/watch?v=hA6hldpSTF

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"Welcome to Magic School. Here is your schedule."
"Thanks! But..."
"Yes?"
"This is just 'Ethics' and 'Human rights' and things like that."
"Correct, that's the first year curriculum."
"Do we have to learn all this?"
"Of course! What do you think this is, software engineering?"

It’s 27°F outside, and I’m on the verge of sweating here in the office because our HVAC system‘s design is total pants. (The vents are all in this room, but the thermostat is in a completely different room that’s closed off from us and connected to the front lobby, where all the cold air comes in.)

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