Aldroid @aldroid@mastodon.social

yaaaaaaay thank you @Violet for the card and stickers! that has brightened our day

so none of you were going to tell me that there is now a decent amount of Capsule on spotify?

me: time to open up my journal and plan my day healthily

me, three minutes later: sure have opened a lot of social media tabs and no journal

who called it "toxic masculinity" and not "male pattern badness"

cursed musical thought: layla, but with the scatman singing the lead guitar part

eric clapton thought: layla is basically two tracks mashed together. the first is the intro credits to a tv series about a hard-hitting city cop, the second is the outro credits.

niche shitpost? niche shitpost

contradictory facts that continuously surprise me about my dog:
• he is very big
• he is very small
• he is very good
• he is a tiny monster
• he is a big wolf
• he is a puppy

thank you for coming to my dog talk

if you want a bee, my lover
you've got to buy a hive
feed it lots of flowers
to keep your bee alive

played some jackbox 7 last night. a very solid set of games, and they've finally implemented a slideshow karaoke variant! we didn't really get on with blather round, but that might at least partly be because it's new. a lot of the pop culture stuff i just don't know anyway.

i was wondering if reverse perspective lenses existed, and it turns out they do. i find this weirdly hilarious and it's the best thing i have seen today https://vimeo.com/19057599

On the path between Mortonhall and Buckstone there are TINY GHOSTS

when a trip must be made
to perform a quick raid
that's a foray