me being handed the baby: what to do?! i don't how to interact with babies

parents and grandparents: nobody does!!

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saw my niece today and man, babies are weird

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i guess with how lackluster the character creation is, it was only a matter of time before i ran into an NPC that's basically a red clone

nothing like seeing a giant spider in my room and failing to catch it to make me second-guess every little hair or thread brushing against my ankle

incidentally apparently they are releasing male viera for realsies but i'm actually disappointed they're not hella short. make👏them👏short👏

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i feel like the night time is a little too long in this game

the whole world that im on is leg-themed 😩 though i do find Allegra's attack animation to be amusing since it definitely looks like high heel cock and ball torture

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also i just got the mountain climber ability aaaaand I'm never doing it again lol. unless there's some modified way of faking it out. I'm not moving that way "super energetically" 😂

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looked up some issues I've been having with ring fit (basically that i suck at all the leg exercises) but it seems to be a common problem. you can calibrate the joycon for running but not for what a comfortable squat is. also it expects you to rise up quickly from the squat, which seems injury-prone.

why do we have to sleep during the only hours we're not working? if we slept and worked at the same time it would be way more efficient, right?

and yes, there is actually a hilarious amount of infighting in conservative social media between the "kill all the jews" neonazis and the american pro-israel "yay, a hierarchical establishment is happening" nationalists.

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nationalists seem to have this mentality that every culture needs a "home" by whatever means necessary. it's part of what results in the huge mistreatment of roma ppl and immigrants. colonization, apartheid, genocide (which all go hand in hand) results in kicking people out of their space. probably explains american nationalists constantly having their 180° spins about whether to be antisemitic or pro-isreal...

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all the people in this scions of the seventh dawn group has blonde hair and it's really weird/creepy

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the idea of hiring retainers is kinda weird to me but then i realized the player character is basically a retainer for all the other NPCs handing out quests

i know you can fantasia into one, though i dont feel like spending $$$. not starting a new character either, one is time-consuming as it is

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tbh i was so torn over whether to play as a giant woman or a catboy, but my love for catboys won.

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