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🚧 Cyberpet Graveyard 🚧
A graveyard of unwanted, unlovable, and unlikeable cyberpets.
Out now!
* 43 .exe's to find.
* lots to explore, including the countryside
* object is cursed, beware of download

"Everything is going to be OK"
💕 an interactive zine meets desktop labyrinth of vignettes, poetry, strange fever dream games, and broken digital spaces. 💕

🔥 itch
🔥 GJ

(the update is out now! new missing pages added)

🆒 i just published something new 🆕
A very STINKY mystery FILE 👈

~hello internet~
i just published an exciting collection of itch THEMES (custom CSS) for profile pages:
would you like your visitors to be trapped in a vortex? an earthquake? maybe you need a very tiny page?
yes? yay! now you can have these things!

my toilet keeps emitting a very loud high pitched electronic beep until i flush and then it starts again after a while. i have the weirdest ghosts.

I wrote an after GDC post about how we view and treat work made by women, and what we can do to change that... as well as my future in that context. If you are a fan of my work, or friend, please read it. It’s important. Signal boosting is also appreciated.

[life update]
yesterday i vented my friend's head off (she still has a head, it's ok).
it was about everything i was going through and putting up with (for my work)
and she said i was strong and inspiring, and that's all i needed to hear.
i'm ready to fight the world.
i love my friends. ❤️
friends are awesome. 💪

alienmelon boosted

lol love those people still doing "best of 2017" roundups. last year just doesn't quit.

why did they end up calling it "level design" instead of "obstacle course design"?
Lead Obstacle Course Designer sounds so much cooler tbh...

Happy Valentines day!
...if you are alone, try the Electric Love Potato
version 2.0 features an hour of recorded compliments and love
virtual love counts too!

TIP: if your computer is really slow when you first turn it on, that's not cause for alarm. it's just because the engine is cold. it takes a few minutes to warm up.

I gave a GDC_Lavapies talk about the historic impact (pun intended) that aquarium sims had on modern video games.

This talk includes examples such as Drakes Fortune, West of Loathing, Doom, Seemingly Pointless's games, and many more that (knowingly or unknowingly) drew from fish based physics to build their game engines.

This is a must see if you are into obscure video games history.

while watching my pet eat,
it occurred to me how amazing it must be to sit in your food while you eat it.
equally amazing to stand on what you eat.
basically pets get to eat in a lot more interesting ways than people do.
v jealous rn

My parrotlet got into spoons. He puts his face in the spoon and talks into it. Then he gets mad and throws it away.
Maybe that’s how he interprets people’s relationship with them.

my mom apologetically came to me saying that she might have jammed a dvd into the playstation and it wasn't coming out or playing. she felt bad and thought that she would have to take it apart to get the dvd out. when i checked there was nothing in it, but the dvd was pushed under the playstation. i'm dying, i love her so much.

(the design of that system is kind of cryptic, so i resonated with her problem completely)

you're working late and then you get a terrifying jump scare from the thumb smear on your monitor because your brain mistook it for a face reflection.

it made a pretty convincing ghost-like face tbh...

whoa i had 83 tabs open. that's a record new.
they all them seemed so important...
feels good tho to close all your tabs at the start of a new year.