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britpol but just barely; game 

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This is the blog/video version of the ridiculous project I showed the audience at @AEOUD@twitter.com tonight.
andrewt.net/roomba/

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I have made a silly quiz, principally to bemuse Americans: Doctor Who Technobabble, or UK Government Term?
andrewt.net/games/who-or-gov/

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Fun fact: each book scanned for the Internet Archive has a unique identifier, usually the title of the item, or its first 16 characters; the volume number, or 00 if there isn't one; and the first 4 characters of the author. So:

so apparently tagging your metamour in at the end of a date "makes it weird"

I think my girlfriend's still asleep at home, but we're supposed to be getting lunch about now. She's not replying on WhatsApp, so now I have to work out if it's normal to text her husband instead.

I mean to check if she's OK, not to see if he wants lunch instead.

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I modelled again at life drawing this week, check out the lovely pictures people did! (Contains nudity)

Saw an organisation on birdsite the other day with 'they/them' in their bio and I don't know whether to love that or hate it.

There... there is just more than one of you.

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me when a 'grammarian' complains about singular they: and yet thou usest singular ye? mayhaps thou shouldst get a real job

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What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?

The literalist takes things literally.
The kleptomaniac takes things, literally.

I walk past this mannequin every day and it does my head in. Why is the skirt there? What's supposed to be happening?

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Me and the boys trying to ask a ghost to possess the turtle so I can fight it.

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Everyone in our work Slack has the skin-tone-1 emoji set up except the Chinese dev who has the default yellow ones and I'm not sure how to feel about it all.

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I made this Celtic knot-style design based on the most common polyamory symbol and I'm really pleased with how it turned out.

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More terrible cishet bullshit.
The title of this book might be the worst relationship advice I have ever seen.
And the bullet points on the back have me asking “Are Men Ok?”

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Is the phrase "some men just want to watch the world burn" really only 11 years old? I honestly would have thought it centuries old, from some classical opus or other, but no, turns out: Batman.

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🎵 So no, I don't want Jolene
Jolene is a gal who could take my man from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of my husband's ride
With eyes of emerald green

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