Andrew @andrewt@mastodon.social

This is the blog/video version of the ridiculous project I showed the audience at @AEOUD@twitter.com tonight.
https://www.andrewt.net/roomba/

I have made a silly quiz, principally to bemuse Americans: Doctor Who Technobabble, or UK Government Term?
https://www.andrewt.net/games/who-or-gov/

Did Tan France invent the "French tuck" and name it after himself?

I've been to the year 3000, and if I'm honest, one fairly important thing has changed.

Ooh, baby so you know what that's worth?
Ooh, tennis is a place on earth.
They say in tennis—

If you like rhythm:
🎵 My baby beside me at the wheel

If you like rhyme:
🎶 A bunch of overactive pores / I struggle op'ning doors / And I lose ev'ry tug of war

hang on i know this one #onlyconnect

Is this a political statement or are we just shipping Twelve's companions?

🖼️

kind of reminds me of Siimon from the apprentice that time. we all know that's pronounced 'semen', right?

if scifi has taught me anything, Cimon here will be floating around after the disaster offering obsolete advice with an inappropriately chipper tone. the surviving astronauts will frustratedly bat it across the room
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-44655675

they made a sequel to Pi

Might as well get used to being bested by people from Brussels.

I suppose these hipster offices are ok.

Damn, it can be hard work getting through tech support scripts.

- the microphone is broken on my voice assistant
- how far away do you have to stand to notice this
- the microphone is broken at all distances
- what if someone else talks to it
- the microphone remains broken

The drinks selection at #BraCamp reminds me: there is this charmingly ridiculous bot you all might enjoy:

@fakefantas@twitter.com