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britpol but just barely; game 

If you're already finding the Tory leadership race somewhat boring before it's even started, I have built a Snes-style kart-racer game to liven it up a bit:

github.andrewt.net/tory-leader

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This is the blog/video version of the ridiculous project I showed the audience at @AEOUD@twitter.com tonight.
andrewt.net/roomba/

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I have made a silly quiz, principally to bemuse Americans: Doctor Who Technobabble, or UK Government Term?
andrewt.net/games/who-or-gov/

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so i assume when a youtube video has a reasonably flat engagement curve with a peak at just the point when i scream in frustration and abruptly change the subject that means people have it on the the background and weren't expecting the change in tone?

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As the rich stole the last of the planet's resources, the people wondered if these billionaire CEOs were *really* creating anything.

Finally, the richest developed spacecraft and fled. One landed in a desert civilisation on a distant world. An experienced CEO, he hired locals as unpaid interns to build a chain of skyscrapers, as best the primitive technology would allow.

Millennia later, the people of this world again wondered if their extraterrestrial visitor *really* built these "pyramids".

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Since this did such numbers on birdsite:

Five or so years ago I was working on the BBC's developer portal at developer.bbc.com and I was asked to replace the terrible fake code on the laptop screen in the stock photo. As an easter egg, if you click on the laptop screen then you can change it too.

I made a game for

It's an arcade shooter where the design of your ship is both a tactical consideration and your health bar

andrew-t.itch.io/hyperlink

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about 90% of optical illusions are basically the same thing as showing you a photo of a person and then saying "haha no it's not a person it's just a bunch of coloured pixels but your brain sees a person you stupid fucking monkey"

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i'll say one thing 

If the dead didn't want to be spoken ill of they should've fucking behaved better when they had the chance.

I feel like anyone in this corner of Mastodon is probably the sort of person who'd enjoy Friz' chill streams of song parodies and word puzzles. The one-year anniversary show is in a few hours.

twitter.com/FrizFrizzle/status

This week I built the Mercator Rotator.

Mercator maps famously make Africa small and Greenland big, but by changing which way around we apply the projection we can make any place we like any size we like. Spin the globe, and see what you can create.

github.andrewt.net/mercator-ro

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racism, fascism 

From afronerdism.tumblr.com : A meaningful critique on referring to american white supremacists as nazis.

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:Trek: Picard season 2 

INT. ROMULAN MICROBREWERY - DAY

Picard enters.

PICARD
Can you help me get a good Romulan—

ROMULAN HIPSTER
I swear to god, if one more human
asks me for "Romulan Ale," I will
disruptor the bitch.

PICARD
I'm sorry?

ROMULAN HIPSTER
All our ales are Romulan. What the
fuck do you expect?

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