I spied a fly just flying by
He spied me too, I don't know why
Our passion stoked a mighty blaze
But flies only live for 28 days.
"Oh ho ho I thought you said come MEAT my parents!" laughed Hannibal, bloody steak knife in hand. *freeze frame, credits theme*
Communism is living with dirty people in a field while knitting hats and democracy is only ever playing the demo versions of games and they both sound pretty awful tbh.
The word "prerogative" reads like English tripped over and tried to make it look deliberate.
Hello I'm a male donkey and welcome to Jackass.
You arrive in town atop a large horse, which is how you insist people describe your fat horse. There is a noticeboard in front of you, littered with scraps of paper and propped up against what appears to be an iron well. It's Tuesday, and you haven't seen the wizard since you left Balfagan.
I put all my money in avocados and then I lost the avocados. If you find a bag of avocados with cash stuffed inside it's mine do not touch.
You know that feeling when the hair stands up on your arms and you sense something behind you? That's me. Sorry.
Nobody has ever seen Bruce Wayne and Darkwing Duck in the same room at the same time.
I love me some of that sweet T&A. Aw yeah, that time and appreciation. A real turn-on.