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In the Year 2000, you'd have found me driving around in an ancient mustang blaring the Matrix soundtrack

hi @facebook how do i opt out of being recorded by people wearing your camera glasses

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尼奥拿着一大堆蓝色小药丸的样子真的很搞笑。配上基努里维斯沧桑的老脸,一时分不清他是救世主还是不举中年男。就很像隔壁木叶村那位看上去已经肾虚多年的漩涡君。

尼奥,能不能把你的蓝色小药丸分给鸣人一点啊哈哈哈哈哈哈(笑着笑着就哭了起来

Year progress: ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░ 69.0%

Everyone Is Beautiful And No One Is Horny is a good essay so far, but that’s not the best opening paragraph:

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I already support the Universal Basic Income movement, but I gotta say -- I gotta get me one of those "ROBOTS ARE HERE" signs. ubiworks.ca/

I'm not taking the side of the government. I'm just trying to avoid a civil war.

Haha yeah I can do pokemon impressions check this out *opens my mouth and lets out a hauntingly loud gameboy soundcard screech*

Being open source means anyone can independently review the code. If it was closed source, nobody could verify the security.

i need one of those massage beds with a hole for your face when you lay face-down on it, but like, for sleeping

Eventually at most only 21 million coins for 6.8 billion people in the world if it really gets huge. But don't worry, there are another 6 decimal places that aren't shown, for a total of 8 decimal places internally. It shows 1.00 but internally it's 1.00000000. If there's massive deflation in the future, the software could show more decimal places.

very disappointed to discover that copyrighted material was removed from the publicly available media
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