I'm going to start offering 2faaaS: our center in some third-world country will be your second factor: any time they get a popup saying "We just saw your account log in from Moscow. Was that you?" they'll press Yes so you don't have to.

Why is the Capitol giving Trump a blow job? Is this a Chuck Tingle side project?

I already knew I was going to hell because every time on the news there's a tragedy in Istanbul, my brain adds "not Constantinople".
But now I can't even listen to news from northern California "where the girls are warm".

We are Fight Club Farmers.
We know a thing or two, because Tyler knows a thing or two.

Fat-free, lactose-free milk is the dairy version of Garfield Minus Garfield.

Wouldn't it be nice if there were consequences for blatant lying in a political ad?

Does systemd have the Buddha nature?
Why not? It's already got bloody everything else.

Why are garbage people such garbage? Why are there so many of them? And why are so many of them in positions of power?

Why do so many linux utilities these days paginate their output? Have people forgotten about "| more"?

I want a Civ 5 mod that'll allow me to play as Arstotzka.

Turns out there's a big difference between Free Car Day and Car-Free Day.

Right now, 538 shows a 1 in 3 chance of Democrats winning the Senate in the midterms.
That's roughly the same odds as they gave Trump of winning the presidency.
So get out there and vote!

Is there an Instagram filter that'll put pants on me when I'm in a work teleconference from home?
Asking for, um, a friend.

Am I the only one who thinks that "Cardi B" sounds like an exercise regimen?

Back in my day, we didn't have these fancy Focus Rooms! We had to make do with private offices.

Back in the days of vacuum tubes, the precision of floating-point operations depended on the quality of one's floating point.

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