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“First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs.”

― Peter Ellis
goodreads.com/quotes/192470-fi

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Will augmented reality let me see the fractal, paper-thin region of space where an automatic faucet senses my hands?

Somebody doesn't trust me not to go back on vacation and aBANdon him again.

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Paradox: on one hand, songs have to be immediately catchy because no one wants to wait 48 seconds for a hook anymore. But novels are all series because who wants to commit toa whole book if there's not going to be a sequel?

So, are we at war with Canada yet?

As much as I like Peter Lorre, I have to wonder: who the hell thought it was a good idea to cast a Hungarian actor as a Japanese character?

Maybe the real friends we made along the way were... oh, forget it..

mod_rewrite: all the power of sendmail.cf, with all of the readability and maintainability of sendmail.cf

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RT @JoshWComeau@twitter.com: Omg this is my new favourite thing, deliberately terribly-designed items.

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Australia is still mourning its third mass shooting in 20 years.
Meanwhile, the US apparently can't go a whole day without one.

I used to think that Lincoln was the fifth president. After all, Washington was on the one dollar bill.

Blood has been shed. I pray that the computer gods accept this sacrifice and bring a successful rollout of software to production.

Party that Elected Trump Worried that Blankenship Might Be Elected