Client #4 ✔️ @arensb@mastodon.social

Turns out there's a big difference between Free Car Day and Car-Free Day.

Right now, 538 shows a 1 in 3 chance of Democrats winning the Senate in the midterms.
That's roughly the same odds as they gave Trump of winning the presidency.
So get out there and vote!
https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2018-midterm-election-forecast/senate/

Is there an Instagram filter that'll put pants on me when I'm in a work teleconference from home?
Asking for, um, a friend.

Am I the only one who thinks that "Cardi B" sounds like an exercise regimen?

Back in my day, we didn't have these fancy Focus Rooms! We had to make do with private offices.

Back in the days of vacuum tubes, the precision of floating-point operations depended on the quality of one's floating point.

*Millennial

Now I'm going to see "I let out a breath I didn't know I was holding" everywhere, like the Wilhelm Scream or the Millennium Whoop.
http://readeroffictions.com/2013/04/the-evil-sentence/

I'm planning my next vacation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4hRiqaW19Y

I don't know. Let me think.

https://mastodon.social/media/Em5WP-tJ-J-rS3wrGYY

This is some sort of bizarro world where Sir Humphrey Appleby is the good guy.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/bob-woodwards-new-book-reveals-a-nervous-breakdown-of-trumps-presidency/2018/09/04/b27a389e-ac60-11e8-a8d7-0f63ab8b1370_story.html

Dear conservatives upset about Colin Kaepernick:
If you're going to set your Nikes on fire, please remember to take them off first.

New post:

https://epsilonclue.wordpress.com/2018/08/29/pseudo-numeric-identifiers/

Traffic is so slow that as I was inching my way past a store, Google asked me to rate my visit.

Has anyone made a Beatles-R.E.M. mashup called "Revolver for the People"?

Who else remembers these?:

https://mastodon.social/media/nbWtRjipS7c1vrwaRHI

https://mastodon.social/media/7goLGy_etDi-N3m5T8w

I honestly did not see this coming:

I don't know about y'all, but I'm getting rather annoyed at the current "everything is clickable" trend in web design.
Sometimes, I just want to bring a window to the foreground without creating an appointment or opening a new window, thankyouverymuch.