Ashur Cabrera @ashur@mastodon.social

“Leave us a review on Yelp, if you don’t mind,” said the reiki studio receptionist. “No pressure!”

“Birthday party:

- Jeeves cake
- jelly
- Bing
- Zune”

—Michael Stipe, canned preserves aficionado and soon-to-be sexagenarian, making mental notes for his dot-com themed blowout

leave at least 20% gratuity or be crushed by a giant succulent

Is anyone group-blogging these days?

this is ridiculous but *also* something I’d be very interested in

Jeff Mangum, P.I.

If you love bite-sized pixel toots but loathe reliable frequency or subject matter, have I got a deal for you ✨ @pixelope

The “artist” is now working in “ink” → @selfportrait

as with many things I’m an absolute rodeo clown in the kitchen, but this broccoli breakfast sandwich from my pal @neven is extremely forgiving and delicious http://mrgan.tumblr.com/post/183592535342/hi-good-day-to-you-i-have-been-eating-broccoli

The hottest summer I ever spent was a winter in a fitting room

over here searching for “arch ruins” and “crumbled arch” for a v dumb gag but it *turns out* arches don’t quit! or if they do they refuse to be photographed about it.

shout out to arches, the real heroes

[studies masonry intensely for three years] [apprentices under master bricklayer for seven more] [learns everything there is to know] [starts modest career crafting mortar-bound towers of art] [watches sadly as already-infrequent inquiries dry up] [weathers decades-long downturn] [perks up as clouds begin to part and commissions pour in like never before]

[runs into old friend] ashur, how is the chimney business?
[chokes back tears after waiting ages for this exact moment] thr— through the roof

Electrifying performance of a classic — Saint-Saëns’s Bacchanale — by the Berlin Philharmonic

https://song.link/s/2DltcXYfkY2nQYjVepC2RJ

Somehow I made it this far without ever reading comics, but I dig the style and overall gist of Wizard Beach https://comixology.com/Wizard-Beach-1/digital-comic/738431

https://botsin.space/@selfportrait/101772480414515698