I’ve been working (and reworking (and *re*-reworking 🙈)) a single serving site, and made the big dumb mistake of using The Best Possible Recording by The Best Possible Artist as my placeholder music 😬

London Phil Harmonic would be a beautiful name for a one-man band from Chelsea

keep your friends close and your enemies sandboxed

Hello! My talk from CornCon 2018 is now online. It is called "The history of cron" and is given in the character of a man who gradually realizes he is not speaking at CronCon, a conference about the UNIX time-based scheduling software, but rather at CornCon, a conference about the popular grain known as "maize" in many parts of the world.


Hello friends, I made a new bot! @PixelMonsterBot will generate sets of random pixel art monsters every four hours. It also on Twitter if you want twitter.com/PixelMonsterBot

The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze

I said, “Kiss me, you’re beautiful —
These are truly the last days
of Toyotathon”

what do you get a BDSM practitioner for their birthday? Show more

If you deleted the News app on your iOS device and get frustrated by totally busted apple.news links, check out chapel-pews.glitch.me ⛪️🍑

everyone always asks "what's updog", no one ever asks "how's updog" 😞

The B in Benoit B Mandelbrot stands for Benoit B Mandelbrot.

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