Ashur Cabrera @ashur@mastodon.social
I like making command-line tools and sort-of-bots • QA at Panic in Portland 🌲
Joined Apr 2017
I’ve been working (and reworking (and *re*-reworking 🙈)) a single serving site, and made the big dumb mistake of using The Best Possible Recording by The Best Possible Artist as my placeholder music 😬
Burma-Shave
Ahoy! There be
Will leave you red
The other guys
London Phil Harmonic would be a beautiful name for a one-man band from Chelsea
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Guess what! Ominous Zoom is now on Mastodon. Follow it! https://botsin.space/@ominouszoom
HTTP/1.1 301
keep your friends close and your enemies sandboxed
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Hello! My talk from CornCon 2018 is now online. It is called "The history of cron" and is given in the character of a man who gradually realizes he is not speaking at CronCon, a conference about the UNIX time-based scheduling software, but rather at CornCon, a conference about the popular grain known as "maize" in many parts of the world.
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Hello friends, I made a new bot! @PixelMonsterBot will generate sets of random pixel art monsters every four hours. It also on Twitter if you want https://twitter.com/PixelMonsterBot
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said, “Kiss me, you’re beautiful —
These are truly the last days
of Toyotathon”
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If you deleted the News app on your iOS device and get frustrated by totally busted apple.news links, check out https://chapel-pews.glitch.me ⛪️🍑
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everyone always asks "what's updog", no one ever asks "how's updog" 😞
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The B in Benoit B Mandelbrot stands for Benoit B Mandelbrot.
I like making command-line tools and sort-of-bots • QA at Panic in Portland 🌲
Joined Apr 2017
