This was in response to a no-makeup selfie on my personal Instagram story

I am 800x more nervous for my codeland talk than I have been for one in the past. But I'm also super excited to share my story and be really real on stage.

Therapist: And what do we do when we feel stressed

Me: rm -rf .git

Therapist: No

The AC isn’t working on the subway car I’m on and I’ve been in cooler saunas tbh

timezones are a social construct and also my body can't handle time changes

hi hello 👋,

just here 2 remind u: my technology of choice is 800x better than urs and u suck for liking urs 😇

have a good weekend!

Life tip: I keep all the places I want to travel on Trello with checklists on each card with things I want to do there.

Once I travel there, I move the place to the "travelled" column but add a second todo list of things I want to do when I go back! ✈️

hi can we plz appreciate this stock photo? i too drink coffee beans and am angry.

Every time you learn something new when programming:

1️⃣ I totally got this, I’m gonna build a cool thing

2️⃣ this is awful omg, this bug is impossible to solve, I should probably just quit

3️⃣ I built the thing! This is the most exciting thing ever! What should I learn next?

This may be an unpopular opinion, but if a conference isn't putting in the effort to get a diverse speaker base, it probably also isn't going to make a safe environment for diverse speakers.

hello,

i run a startup in ur city. we are looking for 10x engineers. unfortunately we cant pay people. but we do v cool things and maybe someday we will make money and u may get .000001% of the company.

plz work for us

Therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad?

Me: shit post on twitter dot com

Therapist: no

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