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ozpin vore is not something i want to think about. so i won't

im no werewolf but yuans a moth and i cant stand his bitch ass

got myself in the eye with body spray and im gonna be thinking about it all fucking day

There is no worth in killing you now. Kratos, you are... already dead.

(accidentally pours cough medicine right on my bed) this invalidates every nice thing anyone has ever said about me

...The ring is very important to me. Please give it back. I beg of you.

god i am just so mildly inconvenienced today. no one thing is big enough to be worth throwing a fit but everything combined is making me highkey wanna throw shit

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