Avram Grumer ✅ @avram
Despite all my rage /
Parsley, thyme, rosemary, and sage
@thomas Trump tweeted this about three hours ago (shortly after midnight, Washington DC time), and hasn’t followed up: https://mastodon.social/media/IPeKLQxTN0yx8osmYhc
Has the “covfefe” thing hit Mastodon yet?
"All these moments will be lost in time, like... chariots... of... fire..."
@quincunx Needs more consummate Vs.
its the year 2050. for 10 years your retinal implant has been blinking 12:00 because the company decided to stop supporting it
not joking here. serious post. if it becomes impossible to block ads at some point i'll just end up browsing the web like stallman does, furiously tapping the hook switch on a 1950s bell telephone to approximate V.32 9.6 kbps frequency/phase shift keying, with the telephone's audio output connected to one of those seismogram plotters. this will give me a paper copy that i can annotate & peruse at my leisure (ie write in the data in pencil, mark the start of packets with a highlighter)
In the mastodon justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: the police, who investigate memes; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the shitposters. These are their stories.
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í can't believe y'all international mastodon users are gonna make me learn three new languages at the same time
a fork of Android where every time an app asks you to rate it, it rates it 1 star and then uninstalls the app
Just got these in the mail! Three more pocket-sized #boardgames from Button Shy Games. https://mastodon.social/media/xk9NFhFHah7eykZEB_g
There is an underground #infosec battle going on between tweeting and tooting
https://mastodon.social/media/sIgoC0PF29v_MG9b2DY
For fuck's sake, why can't I just tab straight from text entry to the "TOOT!" button or use a keyboard shortcut? Having to touch my mouse to shitpost is majorly dampening my shitpost efficiency
@caludio This seems to only be a feature of the web version? I pretty much only use the Android phone app.
I could really use some help with macOS UI work for this Mastodon client I'm working on. I'm struggling ridiculously with the core concept of NSTableView cell resizing.
Please boost.
@shinesurge Yeah, I remember discovering the same thing about jelly-filled mints. Then I learned that a whole bag of the things is way over my capacity for enjoying them.
my uncle works at mastodon and he gave me the cheat code for unlocking the secret fifth column that gets you unlimited toots and invicibility
"Will Mastodon make any money?" scream the journalists, who have forgotten the joy of building sandcastles on the beach
Mastodon Bechdel test: Does your instance have:
- A non-bot talking to
- Another human about
- Something other than Mastodon?