Eisenhower: ok lads let’s pick where to land in France

Churchill: I know the perfect place so that we can finally defeat William

Eisenhower: you mean Hitler?

Churchill: uh yeah lol ofc Hitler

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I’ve been listening to the History of England podcast. I’m on the Angevin Empire, about which I knew almost nothing before listening. The irony of choosing Normandy as the target for D-Day feels like it’s a little too poetic to be a coincidence

Ever see a good toot, follow the account, then you see “RT @someone@twitter.com blah blah” and feel personally betrayed?

“I’m the same as daddy except I’m just younger”

- six-year-old, to three-year-old

Personal faves in no order:

Maskentrottel
CoronaFußgruß
Todesküsschenfaktor

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When cooking, remember to factor in an extra 30 minutes for the time it takes to scroll through the author's life story before getting to the freakin' recipe

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Fun fact: I was holding a baby while taking this photo

I’m convinced Apartment Therapy is 10% helpful tips, 89% paid content, and 1% earnest and well-meaning advice from people who are completely out of touch with reality

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Am I strange for thinking this is completely overboard? I would imagine 99999 out of 100000 do not change up their living room wall art monthly but I could be way off

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