This one was looking for pic-a-nic baskets near our car today
What do they do with illegally parked tow trucks?
Serving size: 1 fist
My new hobby is using an old library card to open locked doors from the outside.
Which is great, because my three-year-old's new hobby happens to be locking doors from the inside, walking outside the room and then closing them.
Wide ruled > College ruled
Down with elitist notebooks
Nice duvet you got there. It'd be a shame if something were to... cover it
This is why Marx is still relevant today
Unfortunately, the Netherlands Antilles is no longer a country, which means the top-level domain .an is no longer available, which means my hours-long dream to change my email address to email@example.com will not be realized.
In Defense of the Suburbs (mostly North American-centric content)
Today my team will release a new version of our core product. To my knowledge, it is the first mass-market, commercial web application that implements a voice user interface as the primary input method using only HTML5 web browser APIs. I am very excited to see how users respond.
"I'm not whining," whined the preschooler
I did it. I finally aliased `git add` as `git dad`.
Next step is making `git dad` a legit command that disables the `--help` flag
This growler says 5.1% ABV but I think it's considerably more than that