"At a time like this, scorching irony, not convincing argument, is needed. O! had I the ability, and could I reach the nation's ear, I would, to-day, pour out a fiery stream of biting ridicule, blasting reproach, withering sarcasm, and stern rebuke. For it is not light that is needed, but fire; it is not the gentle shower, but thunder. We need the storm, the whirlwind, and the earthquake."

- Frederick Douglass, 1952 USA Independence Day address

Coupons are like 3rd grade busy work: you have to cut along the dotted line or enter a secret code in order to get credit. I can't stand coupons.

How did I go my whole life without ccat? It's cat but with syntax highlighting!

github.com/jingweno/ccat

WIFE and I received this warm, personalized welcome letter from NAME OF ASSOCIATION

I would like to draw everyone's attention to the only member of the UK government that isn't a complete bastard, Larry

Larry is Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

This is his actual official title

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@bignimbus I dreamed about this moment but never thought it would come true.

Congratulations, everyone who reads this toot has been upgraded to a free trial Jeff Prime™ membership for one year!

Ladies, if he:

- never responds to your texts
- is always on the web
- is dynamic, weakly typed, and prototype-based

He's not your man, he's JavaScript.

Ladies, if he:

-never responds to your texts
-goes out of his way to make you feel bad
-multiplies rapidly at temperatures between 68 and 104 degrees

He's not your man. He's a foodborne pathogen.

This holiday season don't forget to pick up Ayn Rand's family Christmas book, Shelf on the Elf.

Additions, part 1:

* Quality of touch-tone "melody" generated from dialing the numbers

A friend and I are trying to come up with a unified theory of phone number aesthetics, here are the criteria so far:

* Patterns found in the digits
* Cadence when saying the number out loud
* Symmetry of the number when written out
Letter-number mappings - any words or sequences in there?
* Physical layout on a touch-tone phone - is it pleasant to dial?

That amazing feeling when your 35000 LOC diff gets through QA virtually unscathed

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