Jeff Auriemma @bignimbus@mastodon.social
jdauriemma.com
Dad. Software engineer. Javascript, css, and html enthusiast. Music lover and occasional composer. I like to make and drink espresso.
Kid's products
Tired: "helps immune system" and "improves literacy skills."
Wired: "+10 max HP" and "+8 magic strength"
Ok that came off salty but it truly solves some important problems! I just miss my bare metal server
Docker is great, it makes everything take longer
Zuckerberg is really needy for attention today
@bignimbus Most of those trains are fuckin' scabs, man
There should be a Thomas episode where the trains unionize, overthrow the filthy capitalist Sir Toppemhat, and seize control of Sodor in a glorious workers' revolution
I'm not old; I know what yeet means
This one was looking for pic-a-nic baskets near our car today
What do they do with illegally parked tow trucks? 
Orange Tic-Tacs
Serving size: 1 fist
My new hobby is using an old library card to open locked doors from the outside.
Which is great, because my three-year-old's new hobby happens to be locking doors from the inside, walking outside the room and then closing them.
@bignimbus
Tired: wide ruled
Wired: thicc ruled
Inspired: no ruled, no masters
Wide ruled > College ruled
Down with elitist notebooks
Nice duvet you got there. It'd be a shame if something were to... cover it
This is why Marx is still relevant today
Unfortunately, the Netherlands Antilles is no longer a country, which means the top-level domain .an is no longer available, which means my hours-long dream to change my email address to b@tm.an will not be realized.
In Defense of the Suburbs (mostly North American-centric content)
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2018/06/a-defense-of-the-suburbs/562136/
