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D: "You! Craft... human. Do you have Gagh today?"
C: "Haha sir, that joke never gets old - even after 5 days."
D: "Joke?"
C: "Well, Mike you know that Gagh isn't real.. I mean.. you're not actually a..."
D: "I AM WORF, SON OF MOGH, WARRIOR OF THE KLINGON EMPIRE!"
C: "Uh.. okay sir.. um.. let me just look in the back.. I think I have a bag of gummy worms back here somewhere..."
D: *growls in grudging agreement*
Actor: "Uh yeah, Michael, I thought we could change this.."
Director: "It's Worf."
A: "Oh, right.... 'Worf'... I thought maybe if we..."
D: "I heard those air quotes."
A: "No no.. I.."
D: "You dare dishonor me with air quotes!?"
A: "No.. sir... uh.."
D: "Today is a good day to die....... rect! Hahahahahaha!"
A: "hahah... ha... good one... Mike.... uh.. Worf.."
D: "There will be no changes to the script."
A: "Thank you sir. Sorry sir."
OMG third episode trying to get to Risa… is it going to happen?! It’s been a looong road… getting from there to…. Risa?
Archer just pointed toward the sun and said, “this way is east” and now I’m really wondering how you’d know that on an alien planet without a compass. I mean, it’s not a given that the sun rises in the east… and what if the planet has two suns? What if there’s no magnetic field! I have questions!
Uh oh I’m detecting political themes in this episode. Since when is Star Trek political! This is an outrage! A travesty! A controversy! How dare they wear their baseball caps inside the shuttle craft! Rude!
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