Sean Heber @bigzaphod@mastodon.social
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- https://twitter.com/bigzaphod
- GitHub
- https://github.com/bigzaphod
You may know me from Twitterrific. I'm just this guy, you know?
Joined Aug 2018
I don't understand why FedEx doesn't have a dedicated aircraft that flies packages (laptops) from the factory directly to my house. Is that really so much to ask?
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A programmer walks into a bar and orders 1.38 root beers. The bartender informs her it's a root beer float. She says 'Make it a double!' 🤣 #coding #developers #memes #engineer #jokes #programming #programmer
We just watched Sonic 2 for movie night and that was sure a thing. A fun thing.
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Will things get better?
Please boost for sample size.
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HTTPS is just hypertext playing hard to GET
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Theory: crypto is actually the cover story generated by strong AI to protect itself as it sucks up more and more of the world's energy and processing power.
Gosh I love the smell of charcoal. Must be genetic.
Amazon could get that to me by Monday. Just sayin', Apple.
🚨 My laptop is now in Memphis, Tennessee! 🚨
That's only about 650 miles away but the estimated delivery date is still Thursday. 🤔
Friendly is exhausted after a busy day of vanquishing his enemies. #caturday
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D: "You! Craft... human. Do you have Gagh today?"
C: "Haha sir, that joke never gets old - even after 5 days."
D: "Joke?"
C: "Well, Mike you know that Gagh isn't real.. I mean.. you're not actually a..."
D: "I AM WORF, SON OF MOGH, WARRIOR OF THE KLINGON EMPIRE!"
C: "Uh.. okay sir.. um.. let me just look in the back.. I think I have a bag of gummy worms back here somewhere..."
D: *growls in grudging agreement*
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Actor: "Uh yeah, Michael, I thought we could change this.."
Director: "It's Worf."
A: "Oh, right.... 'Worf'... I thought maybe if we..."
D: "I heard those air quotes."
A: "No no.. I.."
D: "You dare dishonor me with air quotes!?"
A: "No.. sir... uh.."
D: "Today is a good day to die....... rect! Hahahahahaha!"
A: "hahah... ha... good one... Mike.... uh.. Worf.."
D: "There will be no changes to the script."
A: "Thank you sir. Sorry sir."
It always seems quiet here on Friday evenings. I guess that means a lot of you have lives or something. Wonder what that’s like… 🤔
I dont know why Starfleet every goes to Risa. It pretty much never ends well.
OMG third episode trying to get to Risa… is it going to happen?! It’s been a looong road… getting from there to…. Risa?
Archer just pointed toward the sun and said, “this way is east” and now I’m really wondering how you’d know that on an alien planet without a compass. I mean, it’s not a given that the sun rises in the east… and what if the planet has two suns? What if there’s no magnetic field! I have questions!
Uh oh I’m detecting political themes in this episode. Since when is Star Trek political! This is an outrage! A travesty! A controversy! How dare they wear their baseball caps inside the shuttle craft! Rude!
Hmm this planet looks like Tatooine. Now that’s pod racing!
- Identity
- https://www.bigzaphod.com
- https://twitter.com/bigzaphod
- GitHub
- https://github.com/bigzaphod
You may know me from Twitterrific. I'm just this guy, you know?
Joined Aug 2018
