Kids playing minecraft at the library, I kinda wanna sneak up behind them and play a creeper hiss sound on my phone

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when you're at a job interview and they ask you what your best qualities are

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Pinterest says they’re actively tweaking their content recommendation algorithms to avoid the culturally toxic effects that plague Twitter or YouTube, even at the expense of engagement. onezero.medium.com/how-pintere

(still think they’re a major source of reverse image search pollution though)

I have still never downloaded the fb messenger app and I will never register for tiktok

Hmm canine mission specialist has been loaded into first stage booster cryotank while avian flight commander appears to have deployed solar panels before stage separation. Clearly a major SLS anomaly has occurred.

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@wintgenstein @haveheart for the princely sum of eight pounds and ninety nine pence, you may play tetris against the computer instead of online strangers

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when someone tags their selfie “ec” it means “ectoplasm” and warns you to be wary of ghost activity associated with their picture

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@brownpau you're not wrong but getting young men to acknowledge that they experience emotional vulnerability even by """ironically""" denying it feels like it might possibly be a baby step toward acknowledging it as something valuable?

either that or internet irony ruins everything again, really not sure which tbh....

I'm investigating front end frameworks for a project and sadly I keep coming back to Bootstrap

I just prefer to think/say "Aw that was a good story and it brought a tear to my eye" rather than try to crassly refocus audience attention on how cleverly one can joke about hiding emotional vulnerability

definitely my favourite* part about the internet is all the people posting comments on sentimental stories trying to one-up each other for euphemistic expressions of "this made me cry" (e.g. "dusty in here", etc)

*not favourite

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You all think you’re excited for next year’s Scooby Doo movie until you realize a.) it is called SCOOB!, b.) it is the launch of a Hanna-Barbera Cinematic Universe, and c.) captain caveman and dyno-mutt are in it for some reason

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twitter gender discourse from terf island 

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I just learned my beautiful, wonderful, lovely, brilliant wife thought that the 😤 emoji was a frowning person flipping double birds with gloved hands

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