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if i found out that this world was a simulation i would simply hack it using my huge brain and the coding skills i learned from reading reddit for thirty minutes

In this 1980s scratch and sniff book an off-duty McGruff performs warrantless searches on hapless shoppers

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Jim Lahey is the Cylon that became Saul Tigh and I will not be convinced otherwise

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Just found a scratch and sniff book from 1983, it even still has some of the smells

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eh i think i'll just keep tapping apps to see info (i'm old)

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Finally getting around to updating my iPhone XR to iOS 14, I hear there are...these things now called 'widgets' or something?

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you ever wonder what Dracula's dad looks like? 

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There is so much sci-fi about high-fidelity 3D online worlds replacing reality but in real life everyone just seems to want minimalist webpages because they’re faster and require less engagement

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i really hate when i'm trying to watch an adorable animal video and they keep throwing in captions like "who dis hooman". shut your fucking mouth, and let me see what the cat has to say

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sultry evening
lit by reflected light
a cold wind cuts me

can't believe the macy's day parade doesn't include an absolutely massive sars-cov2 macrovirus balloon smh

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Long in war with one another, the superior New Yorkers agreed to a cease-fire, in exchange for New Jersey accepting to house all of their garbage and provide open access to their shoreline for the entertainment of young New Yorkers--who migrate there to find mates every summer

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