Finished Super Mario Sunshine with 69 shine sprites

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when a pope and an antipope meet they annihilate each other in a burst of energy

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the attitude of those op-eds where they just tell young people to stop buying a coffee every day started making a lot more sense when i realized that every politician still thinks you can buy a house for two years salary on minimum wage

but seriously the whole "gravoboy numbers" thing is just random woo from an antisemitic fraudster: dailydot.com/debug/tiktok-chea

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I'm getting a grocery 🍞 delivery today since I'm working 🖥️ and still have no food 😢 in my apartment and my deliverer is peppering 🌶️ her messages to me with emoji :beautifulscreamer: like this and I kind of love 💜 it.

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Images from Lightsail-2, Planetary Society's [second] crowdfunded experimental solar sail satellite: planetary.org/space-images?img

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Have yall noticed the capitalists sounding the alarm about "worker shortages" (which somehow hasn't been accompanied by rising wages)? I've also noticed places like Domino's and other fast food restaurants holding "job fairs" (a pop up tent on the sidewalk) because they're so desperate.

This is all because unemployment benefits are so much better than minimum wage that no one wants to work there anymore--instead of addressing that, they're stirring up the ol' "worker shortage" argument and going after said benefits.

My point in bringing this up is: workers haven't had such a strong bargaining hand in a long, long time. They should absolutely not go back and keep turning the screws.

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I knew the US was awful, but I didn't know we were "nuke programs to help the poor and jobless so restaurant service improves" awful.

Before Covid, I had no idea how important going out to restaurants and treating workers badly was to people

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arizona recount shitpost 

me, 15 years ago: Ænema is a really catchy song but it's such a defeatist attitude

some fuckheaded dipshit in arizona: well you see we're looking for bamboo fibers in the ballots because bamboo comes from asia and china is in asia and that means the ballots came from china

me: Some say the end is near
Some say we'll see Armageddon soon
I certainly hope we will

Brain, you need to stop thinking the old guy in that meme is Joe Biden.

Brain:

Yeah, let me just sort this product search by "Price: High to Low," right after I finish up this swim in my giant vault of gold coins

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