Cool... so... can I train my cat to use @Spotify@twitter.com? 'cause that's the only way I could make use of this, and something tells me that'd be a great way to waste $3/month.

Seriously, though, if companies could stop reminding me that it's cheaper not to be single, that'd be greeeaaat.

What a weird hill to make a stand to die on...

RT @JasonSCampbell@twitter.com

"Buy Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head because it's the end of an era. It is the end of freedom in America"

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/sta

RT @TheAndrewNadeau@twitter.com

hr: and who should we contact in an emergency?

me: I guess me

hr: no, like, if the emergency involves you

me: that feels like even more reason to tell me

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/TheAndrewNadeau/st

RT @shanselman@twitter.com

I’m realizing I often stay up late as a way of trying to take back control from the days I can’t control

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/shanselman/status/

RT @rxbun@twitter.com

Cat was like if you don’t leave me the fuck alone

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/rxbun/status/13662

When Wall Street panics over the immediate short term, it can pay off to look 2-3 years in the future instead. Didn't expect things to work out this quick, but I'll go with it.

RT @RachaelLudwick@twitter.com

Oooh. An older thread but still relevant! Few image descriptions on the images proper but the text describes accurately what's in the images. twitter.com/KostelecPlan/statu

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/RachaelLudwick/sta

RT @anthonycwalker@twitter.com

I took the Russian COVID vaccine, Sputnik.

This is what happened.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/anthonycwalker/sta

Strictly speaking, contrails *are* chemtrails. I mean... dihydrogen monoxide *IS* a chemical. XD

RT @GRuMpzSux@twitter.com

I don’t mean to offend you users lulz πŸ˜† I love not having a life

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/GRuMpzSux/status/1

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