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me online: hey look at my selfie (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)
me IRL: dONT LOOK AT ME

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"Fuck capitalism, fuck the GOP. Also look at my cat."

that feel when you are so tired you forget you can just get more coffee since you’re at a coffee shop

Had a dream that houses had people in the door frames instead of doors. They would welcome visitors to the house/room, and you would come inside to look at and admire the doors that lived there.

Me, taking a long shower, finally alone with my thoughts:

I wonder if the dragon bros ever confessed to each other

the drums are so good. glitchy violin is good.

and then the choir is like MY BROTHER. COME JOIN ME. IN BATTLE WE ARE STRONGER.

and I’m like 😡⚔️

In my quest to credit the author, I’ve discovered I like the edited version more than the original 😰 jakelikesonions.com/post/18408

also me: better toot about it and waste more battery power rather than push cat off my arms and plug laptop in

me: oh, my laptop is dying, better plug it i—
cat: *immediately lays on top of my arms and purrs*
me: guess I’m not working anymore today

me online: hey look at my selfie (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)
me IRL: dONT LOOK AT ME

I just want to have pink hair, don’t look at me 🙃

me: *working at a coffee shop*
me:
me:
me: *looks up*
two little kids: 😦
me: …😰

why did I dye my hair bright pink when I’m a very “please pretend I don’t exist” kind of person lol

tried to get up and one cat growled at me so this is my life now I guess

have you ever been so sleepy that you can hear your eyelids click when you blink because your eyes are so dry and tired

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