Cara is a Kitty @carami@mastodon.social

me online: hey look at my selfie (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)
me IRL: dONT LOOK AT ME

"Fuck capitalism, fuck the GOP. Also look at my cat."

this isn’t the first (and won’t be the last) time I’ve said this but HOW DO I FRIENDS

We have 100 backers and are 25% of the way to our goal since we launched a couple days ago, which is AMAZING. But I know this is the period of time when the excitement dies down and a Kickstarter can plateau, so I want to keep letting people know it’s there.

Friendly reminder that my cousin and I are doing a Kickstarter where we collaborate with our backers to design a board game (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿) https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/marcusross/break-kickstarter-tbd

“I’m turning 30 years old”
- boring
- just sounds like you’re old

“I have witnessed 30 winters”
- epic
- mysterious
- wise
- enduring

So, many of you may already know that I design board games with my cousin Marcus.

Well, we have a new game that JUST launched on Kickstarter!

What is it about, you ask?

… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/marcusross/break-kickstarter-tbd

it’s almost 11 AM and all I’ve done today is fuck around in console and spend 20 minutes on my eyeshadow loool #femmeprogrammers

I spent way too long trying to do a smoky eye this morning. It was a valiant effort lol

I’m sure I’m not the first to make this JavaScript joke but I’m proud of myself

I got it shorter

I’m kind of unfocused today

the two genders

You can always spot a former Neopets player if they spell it “omelette”

Well, this was fun. How well do you do in Cara Bingo?

My favorite person in the whole wide world is 1 year old. 💕

I should be asleep

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

it is I, your weird pink goth(?) friend https://gothtar.framiq.com/

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do the blep

when ur cat do the blep but u dont get the pic fast enough

It’s been about a month and I sure don’t miss that book of faces website