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"Fuck capitalism, fuck the GOP. Also look at my cat."

short poetry, part iii Show more

short poetry, part ii Show more

short poetry Show more

Whining Show more

Whining Show more

Suicidal (not me), anxiety and obsessive thoughts (me) Show more

Suicidal (not me) Show more

Warning about being friends with me Show more

Colds, just a little gross Show more

Me every time I get sick

Step 1: feel crummy, pretend I’m not sick
Step 2: can no longer ignore illness; rest reluctantly
Step 3: recover slightly; immediately overexert self
Step 4: go back to step 1

Repeat until dead

you: but Thanksgi--
me: SPOOKY SCARY SPOOKY SCARY SPOOKYSPOOKYSPOOKYSPOOKYSCARYSCARYSCARYSCARY

Food Show more

👏 AT 👏 LEAST 👏 GIVE 👏 ME 👏 "OTHER" 👏 YOU 👏 FUCKS 👏 👏 👏

👏 throw 👏 all 👏 non 👏 multiple 👏 choice 👏 race 👏 questions 👏 in 👏 the 👏 trash 🚮

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