Cara is a Kitty @carami@mastodon.social

I figured out my gender, it’s Pink Cat

That’s it, pack up, everyone can go home

Slack: It looks like you're back, but your status is set to away. Would you like to change your status to active?
Me: no Slack, shut up, I don't exist

me online: hey look at my selfie (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)
me IRL: dONT LOOK AT ME

"Fuck capitalism, fuck the GOP. Also look at my cat."

I don’t have it 🙌🏼

so anyway it’s october

I have:
- a headache (mostly just on Tuesday)
- sinus pain
- runny nose
- slightly sore throat
- small cough
- dizziness (I have a dizzy spell almost every time I stand up, and frequently feel dizzy when I’m not even moving)
- a lot of fatigue

All of these things could be dismissible as allergies, dehydration, and/or tiredness from having two babies (one of which isn’t sleeping through the night yet), exacerbated by hypochondria.

So, husband’s results came back negative. I’m just gonna get tested today because maybe he got tested too early, I still don’t know what’s up with me, etc.

Although this DOES increase the likelihood that I’m just having some kind of seasonal allergies maybe, or this is all psychological; I’d be fine with that tbh

anyway he’s asymptomatic because he sucks ):< meanwhile I’ve been feeling shittier and shittier as the day goes on.

the kids seem okay too, so that’s all I really care about

one of my husband’s coworkers that he works with closely was sent home with a sore throat last Thursday. I guess she’s a college student with 3 roommates and all of them are sick with covid-like symptoms but none of them have gotten tested because they don’t care about other humans or something.

I might have it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Husband: you should learn...sapphire on roads
Me: no
Husband: pearl on lifts
Me: perl is actually a language, without the “a”
Husband: really?
Me: yep
Husband: well, they should put it on lifts

Husband: you should learn…emerald on sticks
Me: …no
Husband: you know :D
Me: no
Husband: ‘cause it’s like—
Me: no
Husband: ruby—
Me: nooo
Husband: on rails—
Me: NOOO

I feel like I was a teen or 20-something in the 70s in a past life and died somehow and was reborn in 1989 but that’s why I’m so obsessed with disco

anyway I just ate straight cocoa mix because s̶u̶g̶a̶r̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶ ̶d̶r̶u̶g̶ I have no self control

wait this isn’t google

is sugar literally addictive

is sugar a drug

what IS a drug technically

fuck this person, I want that username

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website: please disable your ad blocker or else we're not going to let you see our content

me: oh, okay, I'm sorry, one sec

*adds site to javascript block list*

damn code doing what I tell it to do instead of what I want it to do

WHY CAN'T YOU READ MY MIND