Cara is a Kitty @carami@mastodon.social

"Fuck capitalism, fuck the GOP. Also look at my cat."

Afibkdbkafioblbd twap cawd (◕‿◕)

It’s too late at night and this is too funny and cute https://youtu.be/pQDS04IrY_U

I don’t know if I’ve ever actually deleted my #deletelater toots/tweets, lol

Rumchataaa <3 #drunktweet #deletelater

Merry Christmas, I love you Mastodon and everyone on it n_n <3 #TooMuchWine #deletelater

@zachleat come back to Mastodon, people are generally nicer here ):

My cat every time I’m in a room she can’t get in

Why are babies so soft and delicate

Be hard and tough so I don’t have this overwhelming urge to protecc

Man I wish Facebook had content warnings.

It doesn’t help that I’ve been drinking and I’m moody sooo here we are

I wish I could delete the memory of seeing my Facebook friend’s pictures of her stillborn baby but human brains don’t work that way I guess.

She was…gray. Like a statue. Or a ghost.

I want to hug my baby but he’s asleep. ):

Brain: I have IDEAS
Me: but I have so many unfinished projects already—
Brain: MORE IDEAS
Me: brain—
Brain: 🌟💡 IDEAS 💡🌟
Me: brain please—
Brain:
🌟✨🌟✨🌟✨🌟
✨🌟✨💡✨🌟✨
🌟💡 IDEAS 💡🌟
✨🌟✨💡✨🌟✨
🌟✨🌟✨🌟✨🌟

Oh no, I have another side project idea, shut up brain

Watching the snow falling #catsofmastodon

Ya know, this platform feature-wise reminds me of Twitter, but the community has almost always reminded me more of Tumblr, so this mass migration is fitting.

this dummy

okay but this is like, at least half of Twilight Zone episodes. When the random generator is too on-point. https://botsin.space/@rodserlingzone/101177938202757309

doing my makeup like

Story of my gd life honestly

In contrast
Me with my cats: 😍😻
Me with other cats: 😍🙀