Cara is a Kitty @carami@mastodon.social

*twitching from too much caffeine* im so sleepy

Slack: It looks like you're back, but your status is set to away. Would you like to change your status to active?
Me: no Slack, shut up, I don't exist

the internet was a mistake

me online: hey look at my selfie (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)
me IRL: dONT LOOK AT ME

"Fuck capitalism, fuck the GOP. Also look at my cat."

A single firework on July 5th, probably miles awake: boof
Me: SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.

Stay turned for my upcoming autobiography: “How Long Has This Bobby-Pin Been in Here? The Thick, Curly Hair Story”

also couldn’t have predicted that I’d have a second child a year later looool

LB: couldn’t have predicted what 2020 would be like a year ago 🙃

*stares at google doc*

*changes “enthusiastically” to “excitedly”*

yes, good work today, all done

okay, instead of live-tooting my life, maybe I should do some story writing

at some point it stopped making that noise, soooooooo either it resolved itself or it broke and I’m too lazy to get up again and check ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

it’s, like, still drying the clothes, sooo…

me: *loads dryer and turns on*
dryer: *CHAINSAW NOISES*
me: uh

if you’re not eating waffles with peanut butter you’re doing it wrong, don’t @ me

I’ve been watching a lot of music videos with the kiddos because it’s something inoffensive that’s not Sesame Street :|

what the heck this is a pretty music video (although the song is mostly boring) https://youtu.be/olGSAVOkkTI

dang, should have gotten an ace one for my ace friend ):

the Sylveon is for a friend and the Umbreon is for me :3

MY PRIDE EEVEES ARE HERE 😍 @irisidium

good lord I’m thin, what even

mood

here, I made this flow chart of my music tastes