Cara is a Kitty @carami@mastodon.social

me online: hey look at my selfie (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)
me IRL: dONT LOOK AT ME

"Fuck capitalism, fuck the GOP. Also look at my cat."

it’s delicious and I hate it

My husband made a pancake but it’s like actually a cake, it’s like 5 inches tall and it’s an abomination

hE LICKED MY NOSTRIL UGH

snuggle time

we’re having spaghetti for dinner and all I can think about is

the three genders

Well, I’m all ready for the anime in 2020 and I’m going to watch it and scar myself forever because it looks BEAUTIFUL https://youtu.be/VDEQyK5ZH-E

fucking snails… 🐌

uggghhhh I binge read Junji Ito’s Uzumaki and that was a mistaaake

And I wish, I wish, I could do it again. I obsess over what I could have done differently, and I can’t let go, and I can’t get past this. This is where I’m stuck now, and where I’ve been stuck for weeks.

How do I come to terms with this? How do I accept the past so I can embrace the future? How have YOU dealt with major life crises?

ok mastodon, lets get real for a sec

preeeetty sure I’m having a major life crisis right now. I’ve been thinking a lot about my life, and how hopeless I feel about it, and humanity, and the world

I have regrets. I wish I could move past these regrets. Poor life choices I made in the past which I can’t do again.

“Hangovers & Regrets” is my next album title

usually all that past me is good for are hangovers and regrets!

Me: *sick and laying in bed* ugghhhh my cold medicine wore off but I don’t want to get up and take more…

Past Me: *left more medicine on the nightstand*

Me: omg thank you past me! you’re good for something for once!

a sandwich made out of the ends of a loaf of bread is the best kind of sandwich

w̷̛̱̟̃͝ḙ̴͝ ̶̛̱ẁ̷͚̗̜i̶̞͆̍͒l̴͙̰̎l̴̢̬̲̎ ̸͇̣̂͠c̶͎͖̀̂͝ȃ̴̗ľ̵͇͗͆l̶̖͘͝ͅ ̷̞̹̐̊̕h̵̗̊̂ͅi̵̜͛̕m̵͓̮̘̕ ̵̹̫͋͋́C̵̜͝l̸̞̣͒͛̑ä̶̭͔͎͘r̴͔̉͌k̶̝̺̋

p sure this spread in this Dr Seuss book is cursed

OBVIOUSLY the solution is more caffeine

*twitching from too much caffeine* im so sleepy