Cara is a Kitty @carami@mastodon.social

"Fuck capitalism, fuck the GOP. Also look at my cat."

okay
never mind
i found
a soda

now
i live

oh no
my office
is out
of coffee

now
i die

inject
the caffeine
into
my bloodstream

i am
so sleepy

The only child experience is so weird. Maybe it’s cool as a child (aside from the loneliness) when everything is about you, and you get all the attention. But that never goes away, even as an adult, it’s still about you. Everything is still on you.

Crossposting from birbsite since I was reminded of it

As Corvin gets easier to take care of, I think to myself, I can’t believe we’re thinking about doing this all over again with a second child someday. :|

But I do really want to have at least two children. When Stephan and I get old, if things happen to us, I don’t want Corvin to feel like everything depends on him to take care of us.

Basically I don’t want him to feel like I do.

Craving cocoa with peppermint schnapps P:

ok I did it, I sent a text

but it had a ): in it

I’m trying to be casual and friendly in case I’m overrreacting but what if ): is trivializing their pain??

oh no?????

brain is just gonna put my thoughts and regrets on loop, cool, here we go

Anyway welcome to stream-of-consciousness toots

Checking in on friends that might be an active danger to themselves is really?? hard???

I’m sure it’s harder to be going through it than it is to check on them but I have so much anxiety around socializing and this is the hardest thing and I’m overthinking it.

Saying something stupid but well-meaning is probably better than nothing at all but??? what if it’s not???? What if everything????? Is bad??????

If you hang out at my house and we’re drinking, I will make you watch my favorite Twilight Zone episodes, no exceptions

https://mastodon.social/media/4LIKs6nODbHtAa0LgM0 https://mastodon.social/media/X-haoZkxd0_lQ3AnSa4

Oh good, it’s the eject-all-phlegm-out-of-my-lungs phase of the cold, I’m probably getting better (?)

u better vote i swear 2 god

Me every time I get sick

Step 1: feel crummy, pretend I’m not sick
Step 2: can no longer ignore illness; rest reluctantly
Step 3: recover slightly; immediately overexert self
Step 4: go back to step 1

Repeat until dead

you: but Thanksgi--
me: SPOOKY SCARY SPOOKY SCARY SPOOKYSPOOKYSPOOKYSPOOKYSCARYSCARYSCARYSCARY

you: well, it's November, time for Tha--
me: no https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLVplQ4P0-A

it’s that time of year

Halloween candy for breakfast

Happy Halloween! 👋🏼

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