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me online: hey look at my selfie (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)
me IRL: dONT LOOK AT ME

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"Fuck capitalism, fuck the GOP. Also look at my cat."

food 

food 

we’re having spaghetti for dinner and all I can think about is

Well, I’m all ready for the anime in 2020 and I’m going to watch it and scar myself forever because it looks BEAUTIFUL youtu.be/VDEQyK5ZH-E

uggghhhh I binge read Junji Ito’s Uzumaki and that was a mistaaake

depression, asking for advice 🧵 

depression, asking for advice 🧵 

“Hangovers & Regrets” is my next album title

usually all that past me is good for are hangovers and regrets!

Me: *sick and laying in bed* ugghhhh my cold medicine wore off but I don’t want to get up and take more…

Past Me: *left more medicine on the nightstand*

Me: omg thank you past me! you’re good for something for once!

controversial opinion 

that "prrrp" noise cats make when you wake them up fave and boost if you agree

w̷̛̱̟̃͝ḙ̴͝ ̶̛̱ẁ̷͚̗̜i̶̞͆̍͒l̴͙̰̎l̴̢̬̲̎ ̸͇̣̂͠c̶͎͖̀̂͝ȃ̴̗ľ̵͇͗͆l̶̖͘͝ͅ ̷̞̹̐̊̕h̵̗̊̂ͅi̵̜͛̕m̵͓̮̘̕ ̵̹̫͋͋́C̵̜͝l̸̞̣͒͛̑ä̶̭͔͎͘r̴͔̉͌k̶̝̺̋

*twitching from too much caffeine* im so sleepy

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