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I feel like it's really explanatory of who I am, as a person, that I did not ever really understand the appeal of Sans Undertale but ABSOLUTELY LOVED Papyrus

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We're ready to DuckTales, we're ready
I hope Launchpad brings some spaghetti
Come on in, it's time for DuckTales, fun never ends
Derring-do, bad and good luck tales, Garfield and Friends

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That's my secret, Cap--I'm always thinking about Wedge Antilles.

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lit the candle that smells like bread this morning 🍞

i saw a tiktok where a man pronounced "latinx" as "latincks" and now i shall never know peace

in today's YWA bonus ep, Mike says "you can tell a lot about a person by which slopes they think are slippery"

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How about we knock up an RSS feed reader that looks exactly like Facebook and just point older relatives at that and go "oh look the news is back"?

Judas and the Black Messiah (spoilers) 

I can't stop thinking about how the government murdered both of these people, one just more slowly than the other

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A coin clinked into the bowl.
"Tell a story of love and war."
The storyteller considered. "There once were two soldiers, who loved each other very-"
"No! Not like that!"
"I will give you what you have paid for. If it is not what you want, learn to ask better."

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I may not know the difference between panacea and pancetta, but I DO know that this sandwich will solve all your problems

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Two-Headed Calf, by Laura Gilpin

Tomorrow when the farm boys find this
freak of nature, they will wrap his body
in newspaper and carry him to the museum.

But tonight he is alive and in the north
field with his mother. It is a perfect
summer evening: the moon rising over
the orchard, the wind in the grass. And
as he stares into the sky, there are
twice as many stars as usual.

food-related 

at what point will I be able to hear the phrase "It Is I" without my brain immediately playing the Captain Vegetable song youtu.be/KmjLqddPqZQ

the bf points out that we could solve the mass effect ass camera problem by just putting the ass camera on everybody

let me stare at garrus's lovingly-rendered ass, you cowards

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