carith @carithlee@mastodon.social
a Jack Morrison-free zone | she/her | mostly mcreyes | icon by @vageege | fabrega @ ao3
"He said he knew Han. He said Han was family." IS THAT WHY YOU INVITED THE GUY WHO KILLED HIM TO YOUR ROOFTOP BARBECUE, DOMINIC???
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this is a little silly but
i'm so happy Mexico makes it to the next round and all the adorable videos coming out of mexico inspired me lmao
I will fight all human beings to protect Terry Crews.
helping
Tornado dreams last night, with a side helping of work and elevator anxiety! Thanks, brain, thanks so much
HELLO MASTODON PLEASE APPRECIATE MY DOG I LOVE HIM WITH ALL MY HEART
OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN YOUR heart!
"Is this poetry?" the robot asked.
The critic raised an eyebrow, but read the text. "I'm afraid this means nothing to me."
"Then it is not poetry?"
"Does it mean something to you?"
"Yes."
"Then it is poetry."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN YOUR mech!
Today is a great day to get the Chip N Dale Rescue Rangers theme song stuck in your head on repeat
Maya likes scritches more than she hates being upside-down #mastocats
Lilah trying to be invisible in the garden #MastoCats
why isn't this thing done yet
https://twitter.com/stakesreyesd/status/1006935723214139392 oh gosh, who could have foreseen this
Tim Burton's upcoming Dumbo movie is about Colin Farrell, who joins a struggling circus after coming home from the war, because why the hell not I guess
takes a deep breath i did it . charity project launched . thank you so deeply to my friends who helped me with this i love u all v much https://twitter.com/vageege/status/1006551988694343680
Stay fluffy fediverse #catstodon #caturday #catsofmastodon
I bought a fancy vibrator and now I am on the fancy vibrator email advertising list, oh no
