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A little something I made a few years ago. The whole thing took ~4 days of actual work, 36.2 cups of tea and £0.

youtu.be/Oy5RsquM-x4

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I'm watching the first season of Star Trek. It's bobbins.

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I'm so old, I remember when it wasn't raining.

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Really, asking "what should replace Facebook" is putting things the wrong way around.

A more interesting way to ask the question is, "what did Facebook replace."

People used to build their own websites. People used to have blogs. People used USENET which was truly distributed and un-censorable.

Facebook and Google took the open internet and open standards and monetized and made everything crappy. Enough of that. Nothing should replace Facebook, it's done, stick a fork in it.

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A little something I made a few years ago. The whole thing took ~4 days of actual work, 36.2 cups of tea and £0.

youtu.be/Oy5RsquM-x4

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This just stole a good hour of my life.

Zork I r5 (4am crack) : Free Download & Streaming : Internet Archive archive.org/details/ZorkI_r5_4 via @internetarchive

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Woody: "Beth and I feel there are some things you never talk about."
Frasier: "Like what?"
W: "I don't know, we never talk about them."

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Cranberry juice is the only liquid that makes your mouth drier.

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"Coach, I'm having blackouts."
"Kind of a nice break in the day, isn't it Sam?"

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"Do you mind, we're talking."
"She's talking, you're just killing time between thoughts."

Cheers still has the best lines.

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Just remembered the guy I met last night who has a tattoo on his neck of the first puddle of piss his dog did. True story.

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DHL thinks they speak Russian in the Netherlands. Do they know something I don't?

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Can we legislate that all shoots require a post supervisor on set?
*paints out the 4012th tracking marker*

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I'm meant to be flying back to the UK tomorrow. That'll be fun.

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Who's going to be an early adopter of self-driving cars? You'd have to be batshit ballsy.

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"She the one on the left?"
"Your left or my left?"
"We're both standing the same way."

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