Who's going to be an early adopter of self-driving cars? You'd have to be batshit ballsy.
"She the one on the left?"
"Your left or my left?"
"We're both standing the same way."
Who's been wanking the X-Files?
How about a term to describe the length of time a piece of technology will keep working if you stop upgrading/updating.
For example: Were I to decided my iPhone SE is good enough, it would keep working for X years (months?).
I'd like to have a term for that time frame. Junk Horizon, perhaps? I'm counting on some of you to do better than that.
OH in Holland:
Man 1: They're really doing that Brexit.
Man 2: Fucking idiots.
Migraines are fun, aren't they? Great stuff.
Poor lad, constipated since birth.
Have the people who make open source video editors ever done video editing before? Because it doesn't feel like it.
Torching the Modern-Day #Library of Alexandria
"Under the #agreement, #Google would be able to preview up to 20 percent of a given book to entice individual users to buy… All the out-of-print books would be packaged into an “institutional subscription database” that would be sold to universities, where students and faculty could search and read the full collection for free. " https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2017/04/the-tragedy-of-google-books/523320/
I'm watching the Star Wars Holiday Special. Almost 40 years later, and still no convictions for this.
My tea's gone cold. And you thought you had it bad.