Woody: "Beth and I feel there are some things you never talk about."
Frasier: "Like what?"
W: "I don't know, we never talk about them."
"Do you mind, we're talking."
"She's talking, you're just killing time between thoughts."
Cheers still has the best lines.
Just remembered the guy I met last night who has a tattoo on his neck of the first puddle of piss his dog did. True story.
DHL thinks they speak Russian in the Netherlands. Do they know something I don't?
Well this seems particularly evil.
VW condemned for testing diesel fumes on humans and monkeys https://www.theguardian.com/business/2018/jan/29/vw-condemned-for-testing-diesel-fumes-on-humans-and-monkeys?CMP=share_btn_tw
Who's going to be an early adopter of self-driving cars? You'd have to be batshit ballsy.
"She the one on the left?"
"Your left or my left?"
"We're both standing the same way."
Who's been wanking the X-Files?
How about a term to describe the length of time a piece of technology will keep working if you stop upgrading/updating.
For example: Were I to decided my iPhone SE is good enough, it would keep working for X years (months?).
I'd like to have a term for that time frame. Junk Horizon, perhaps? I'm counting on some of you to do better than that.
OH in Holland:
Man 1: They're really doing that Brexit.
Man 2: Fucking idiots.
Migraines are fun, aren't they? Great stuff.