Tfw you're making a shitpost and accidentally give yourself a fetish....
What even is vore? Is it lewd? Show more
If I joke about baking the dog in a pie? Or if I think road kill might be edible? Or if I spend hours per week vigorously wanking while fantasising that the 50 foot tall woman has me in her mouth, her jaw moves, her teeth brush roughly against my arm and then something startles her and she bites down hard, crushing me and involuntarily swallowing, me sliding into her wet throat....
tfw you recall a crass exhortation to say more rosaries from 26 years ago and start sort of unconsciously muttering hail marys to yourself.
(tfw you work out how long ago you read a thing and it's 26 fucking years...)
Dear everyone who has emailed me over the last 4 weeks and not yet received a satisfactory reply,
steaming hot take Show more
I fucking hate uber but cars are weapons generally. They kill with pollution in people's lungs. They kill with climate change. They kill by acidifying the oceans. They kill by running people down. They're fucking death machines. The best metric for self-driving cars is whether they tend to kill fewer people than human drivers, because people are fucking awful at not accidentally killing each other.
I have several things I desperately need to do but all I've done is put a ballot in a post box.
If you want to get invited out to things, all you need to do is install spyware on your phone that intercepts all of your social networks and messages. You've Ajay been added to the group's, just install the spyware and quit complaining.
Current location: near where eggnog was invented
My spouse: I wish I hadn't taught my phone to say 'shit'
scabbing Show more
I don't see how a concert for intending-to-graduate students could just be rescheduled. Literally, some students would fail to graduate under this plan. They could re-sit, but always some won't want to or can't.
We have a decent amount of solidarity now with music students, but if they literally don't get a degree because of the strike, all that goodwill will vanish
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The next step the union is planning is a marking strike. This means for, say, english students, they would write their papers, but nobody would mark them. Or science students would take their exams.
But music students actually need to give concerts. In front of people, who help them figure out what's wrong with their tech, if their stage plan works, and general support.
uspol, immigration, ethnic cleansing Show more
"Next to death, being stripped from your home, family, and community is the worst fate that can be inflicted on a human, as many societies practicing banishment have recognized. It’s time to rein in the greatest threat we face: an unaccountable strike force executing a campaign of ethnic cleansing."