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Charles ☭ Hutchins @celesteh@mastodon.social

Extremely loud canadians outside, singing the candian national anthem and clinking beer bottles.

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What actually ARE Folgers crystals?

In other news I got denied entrance to a 'member club' (you can by their memberships via groupon) for violating their extremely vague dress code and then a care decided to drive right at me, so yay for being in London.

gargron told me if this post gets ten thousand boosts he'll give me the website and i will become the new gargron

London: not the worst place in europe to cycle (that would be birmingham)

London: our revolution failed, see the results!

London: Come quick! Before tories and brexit wreck everything.

London: Caveat Emptor

London: The capital city of a nation of shopkeepers!

LondON THE LEFT!!!

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@celesteh
"London: that's seven quid, mate."
"London: stand on the ****ing right."
"London: this service has been delayed."

I wanted to make a snappy 'I'm home' message using London's tourist slogan, but there appears not to be one. Which I guess is unsurprising for the seat of what was recently the world's largest empire and the is the largest city in Europe.

Still, I think there could be something better than 'Welcome to London' in a sans serif font.

All the ideas I can think of are snarky: 'London: the air (particles) will stay with you'