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qualifications are fake as shit literally anyone can do any job in the world

hey yall just a reminder this is how foxes hunt in snow

getting mad thinking about some future archeologist finding my bones and making up a bunch of fake bullshit about me

I really feel like thereโ€™s a big mood everyday

"conputor i want to convert a gameboy advance rom to a powerpoint presentation"
"no"

BLACK MIRROR

tootinโ€™ on the ritz

^ that shitโ€™s been in my drafts for about a week

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