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qualifications are fake as shit literally anyone can do any job in the world

[holds up official marriage certificate which proves that i have somehow legally married myself] so boys,, who wants to fuck my wife

hey yall just a reminder this is how foxes hunt in snow

getting mad thinking about some future archeologist finding my bones and making up a bunch of fake bullshit about me

I really feel like there’s a big mood everyday

"conputor i want to convert a gameboy advance rom to a powerpoint presentation"


working in a bank and going to the indiepop show too have 2 beers and let loose singing about ... exams that 16 year olds take

tootin’ on the ritz

^ that shit’s been in my drafts for about a week

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