"Reckon you've seen some stupid security things? Here, hold my beer..." https://www.troyhunt.com/reckon-youve-seen-some-stupid-security-things-here-hold-my-beer/
What nobody told you about the tech bubble: as the pressure rises to pay back investors on the millions they pumped in, the strategy shifts from: "haha try our hip social networking app, teens! yolo harambe dog filters" to "haha hey you're hip, don't you want to shop at the Gap Old Navy Forever 21 please click all these ads also we've learned your underwear size through tracking"
@Nezchan Looks like you already received many suggestions, and "Scarabée" is a good hit indeed. May I add another suggestion in case you need to name a second vehicle? "Carabe", which is a family of "Coléoptères". I think they're simply Carabus in English, but if you talk about an armoured wehicle, those little guys are pretty heavy-metal amongst scarabées: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carabus
Regarding private toots, if you intend to keep them private be sure to check the new "Authorized followers" page in settings, which will let you see which servers of your followers will receive your toots.