was just reminded of the time i went to go visit my very mormon grandparents in salt lake and they were all like "a new italian place just opened lets go try it out" and we went and it was olive garden

**safeway brand lemonade** · Dec 06, 2018, 01:32

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CJ @spookcentral@cryptids.online · Dec 06, 2018, 01:32

Dec 06, 2018, 01:32

CJ @spookcentral@cryptids.online

@cjwyoming

"alt" haha lol old man i buried you

**safeway brand lemonade** · Aug 17, 2018, 22:25

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**safeway brand lemonade** @cjwyoming@mastodon.social · Aug 17, 2018, 22:25

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when you get 500 followers on here the mastodon himself shows up to your house and sucks you off

**safeway brand lemonade** @cjwyoming@mastodon.social · Dec 12, 2018, 22:07

**safeway brand lemonade** @cjwyoming@mastodon.social · Dec 12, 2018, 22:07

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safeway brand lemonade @cjwyoming@mastodon.social

just poppin in here so that i can stay on the explore list

**safeway brand lemonade** @cjwyoming@mastodon.social · Dec 10, 2018, 00:52

**safeway brand lemonade** @cjwyoming@mastodon.social · Dec 10, 2018, 00:52

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suck it @LuigiEsq

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**safeway brand lemonade** · Aug 18, 2018, 04:44

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**safeway brand lemonade** @cjwyoming@mastodon.social · Aug 18, 2018, 04:44

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cool that al gore invented the internet but kinda sucks that he invented climate change 😩

**safeway brand lemonade** · Sep 10, 2018, 15:12

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**safeway brand lemonade** @cjwyoming@mastodon.social · Sep 10, 2018, 15:12

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I feel like I'm flying...

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**safeway brand lemonade** · Sep 11, 2018, 05:23

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**safeway brand lemonade** @cjwyoming@mastodon.social · Sep 11, 2018, 05:23

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cummies (travel sized)

**safeway brand lemonade** · Sep 12, 2018, 02:55

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**safeway brand lemonade** @cjwyoming@mastodon.social · Sep 12, 2018, 02:55

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got a new alt

@spookcentral

follow it if you like spooky things

**safeway brand lemonade** · Sep 13, 2018, 05:08

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**safeway brand lemonade** @cjwyoming@mastodon.social · Sep 13, 2018, 05:08

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How am I supposed to care about work when. I know the moon is a hologram

**safeway brand lemonade** · Sep 13, 2018, 18:22

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**safeway brand lemonade** @cjwyoming@mastodon.social · Sep 13, 2018, 18:22

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This is every one of my coworkers

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**safeway brand lemonade** · Sep 14, 2018, 15:00

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**safeway brand lemonade** @cjwyoming@mastodon.social · Sep 14, 2018, 15:00

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I have TOO MANY FANS. please unfollow me if you enjoy my content I'm only interested in trolls and haters

**safeway brand lemonade** · Sep 14, 2018, 21:32

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**safeway brand lemonade** @cjwyoming@mastodon.social · Sep 14, 2018, 21:32

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all the normal people on mastodon must hate us

**safeway brand lemonade** · Sep 15, 2018, 03:33

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**safeway brand lemonade** @cjwyoming@mastodon.social · Sep 15, 2018, 03:33

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[S] Gamers: Rise Up

**safeway brand lemonade** · Sep 15, 2018, 19:25

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**safeway brand lemonade** @cjwyoming@mastodon.social · Sep 15, 2018, 19:25

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The fuck you lookin at? Keep scrolling

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**safeway brand lemonade** · Sep 16, 2018, 05:15

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**safeway brand lemonade** @cjwyoming@mastodon.social · Sep 16, 2018, 05:15

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remember that episode of TNG where data gets terf bangs

**safeway brand lemonade** · Sep 16, 2018, 05:46

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**safeway brand lemonade** @cjwyoming@mastodon.social · Sep 16, 2018, 05:46

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scrappy doo killed OJ's wife

**safeway brand lemonade** · Sep 16, 2018, 23:07

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**safeway brand lemonade** @cjwyoming@mastodon.social · Sep 16, 2018, 23:07

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Hi, I'm Matt Stodon. Welcome to my website!

**safeway brand lemonade** · Sep 17, 2018, 01:41

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**safeway brand lemonade** @cjwyoming@mastodon.social · Sep 17, 2018, 01:41

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safeway brand lemonade @cjwyoming@mastodon.social

just boosted a toot of mine from two weeks ago like some sort of sewer rat

**safeway brand lemonade** · Dec 03, 2018, 23:37

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**kringlefucker** @davesprite@mastodon.social · Dec 03, 2018, 23:37

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kringlefucker @davesprite@mastodon.social

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