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safeway brand lemonade was invented by some dude who had never tasted lemonade but tried his best

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whenever i drive by an arbys they have to lash me to the mast like odysseus

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trans women are women, trans men are men, nonbinary ppl are whatever they want to be, and if you think differently find a different website

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this is twiiter except you get to cyberbully fans of steven's universe w/o repercussions

was just reminded of the time i went to go visit my very mormon grandparents in salt lake and they were all like "a new italian place just opened lets go try it out" and we went and it was olive garden

when you get 500 followers on here the mastodon himself shows up to your house and sucks you off

just poppin in here so that i can stay on the explore list

cool that al gore invented the internet but kinda sucks that he invented climate change 😩

How am I supposed to care about work when. I know the moon is a hologram

I have TOO MANY FANS. please unfollow me if you enjoy my content I'm only interested in trolls and haters

remember that episode of TNG where data gets terf bangs

just boosted a toot of mine from two weeks ago like some sort of sewer rat

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