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when they put your custom character into a cutscene

bringin back all my top posts like a 90s clip show

whenever i drive by an arbys they have to lash me to the mast like odysseus

if you don't use a content warning when asked the kids from cyberchase come out of your monitor and kick you in the taint

cracker barrel is where you go when you get banned from chili's for saying the n-word

@cjwyoming Kicked this dingus out of my bar once for being obnoxious and trying to bring in some kids with fake IDs.

jon tron had his neck removed to make room for more racism

in Australia the TL scrolls the other way

havin a good time tonite 😎

was just reminded of the time i went to go visit my very mormon grandparents in salt lake and they were all like "a new italian place just opened lets go try it out" and we went and it was olive garden

@cjwyoming

"alt" haha lol old man i buried you

when you get 500 followers on here the mastodon himself shows up to your house and sucks you off

cool that al gore invented the internet but kinda sucks that he invented climate change 😩

I feel like I'm flying...

cummies (travel sized)

got a new alt

@spookcentral

follow it if you like spooky things

How am I supposed to care about work when. I know the moon is a hologram