safeway brand lemonade was invented by some dude who had never tasted lemonade but tried his best
whenever i drive by an arbys they have to lash me to the mast like odysseus
#introductions Show more
think it's high time i did an introductions post.
Hey, I'm CJ. I'm a bi enby living in Wyoming. I'm half white and half Shoshone. I'm going to college to get a degree in Library Science, so that i can work in a library some day. I was raised all around the country, but I consider Kansas my home and am very slowly writing a book about the state. I was raised as a white dude, so I'm still unlearning a lot of things. I try to have a good time on here and love you all!
trans women are women, trans men are men, nonbinary ppl are whatever they want to be, and if you think differently find a different website
this is twiiter except you get to cyberbully fans of steven's universe w/o repercussions
does anyone have that tool for sending messages to your followers when you migrate?
I think we should refer to dot social as the SS Problematic
begging for money, mh (-) Show more
I am sorry I keep having to ask for help I don't know what's wrong with me I'm just so tired of fucking everything up.
We need help with food and probably rent because I'm the only current income and the amount I'm gonna make isn't even going to cover rent.
"Assuming we don't wind up in a compactor, when we get back, I am going to step on you."
"As much as I might enjoy that, if you don't get back in time for the launch, City College wins, and Greendale becomes just another school on my resume that no one can call because it doesn't exist."
Just to be clear, the person in question isn't my abuser. They're an abuser of some of my friends, which in my eyes makes it worse that I can't speak out
So a mod just threatened to ban me if I didn't take down a post calling out a known abuser so I'm probably going to migrate when I get home b/c it's clear that .social is not committed to making people feel safe
I got to class way early so I'm just sitting outside the building listening to white dudes mansplaining politics to bored girls
some sort of "pig man" has crept through my portal to the nether
ELON MUSK AT A PARTY SMOKING A NORMAL ASS SWISHER SWEET AND PRETENDING IT'S GOOD
who knew Kanye was a Lemon Demon fan?
ive never been to a jimmy johns and honestly they intimidate me a bit
Me: haha yeah I'm an EDGELORD
also me: *changes "bootyhole" to "shit portal" when I'm making fun of my ass because I'm worried that's too vague*
That scene in the matrix where neo is getting fighting styles downloaded into his brain except it's me learning to make a good gumbo
humbled by fame
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