RT @DawsonPower@twitter.com

Use our FREE home energy audit tool. You'll thank yourself after you see how to save on your next electric bill. ow.ly/zZuH30i9g0i

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/DawsonPower/status

If I had a time machine I'd use it to go back and have
@WillVintonEnt@twitter.com add Good King Wenceslas to his Claymation Christmas Special.

RT @DawsonPower@twitter.com: IRRIGATORS: Thinking of switching from diesel to electric? Check out the Clean Diesel Rebate Program through the Nebraska Department of Environmental Quality. Deadline is December 14. ow.ly/FGfq30mfI3K

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/DawsonPower/status

Data caps make me want to pull my hair out and do unspeakable things to their creators... I'm looking at you Satellite and Cellular. You aren't real internet until you get rid of these data caps, no matter what the FCC thinks.

RT SusanAmund "You can find the weirdest stuff in a dungeon.
Me, GM: You find a scroll of burning hands.
9yrold: A scroll of burning hams?
Me: Sure. It smells overwhelmingly of crisp bacon. You are hungry.
Husband: I thought you said scroll of burning Hamm's. That's sad. paiโ€ฆ

RT @NRECANews@twitter.com: Why are electric co-ops uniquely equipped to deliver ? NRECA's Brian O'Hara explains in this clip from Episode 2 of our new , .

Full episode on Apple Podcasts, Google Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify and here: ow.ly/JS9D50jDz6f

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/NRECANews/status/1

RT @DawsonPower@twitter.com: IRRIGATORS: Thinking of switching from diesel to electric? Check out the Clean Diesel Rebate Program through the Nebraska Department of Environmental Quality. Deadline is December 14. ow.ly/1U0d30mfHY1

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/DawsonPower/status

Happy Veterans Day! Thanks to all for their service!

RT @TheOnion@twitter.com: Report: Red Meat Linked To Contentedly Patting Belly trib.al/Yu33g7E

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/TheOnion/status/10

RT @charliekauffman@twitter.com: (opens the door just the tiniest little crack and whispers at a barely audible volume) Go Big Red

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/charliekauffman/st

RT @DawsonPower@twitter.com: How much does that space heater cost you? And is there really such a thing as an efficient space heater?

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ”—: twitter.com/DawsonPower/status

RT SusanAmund "Day 29 of unemployment. Temp sub for Jiminy Cricket. May have arrived late to work. bit.ly/2Prl4kW"

RT SusanAmund "Day 28 of unemployment. Paleontologist. Goddamn grave robbers. bit.ly/2Q0bTol"

RT SusanAmund "My 9-yr-old rogue stole a ring, lied to the party, and asked the wizard (her father) what it was worth. Nat 20 spellcraft. He told her it would +2 Dex. Turns out it was a Ring of Truth. Rogue can no longer lie, and cannot remove the ring. We're having fun. โ€ฆ

RT SusanAmund "Day 27 of unemployment. Carpenter. Don't worry; it wasn't a bone saw. bit.ly/2PWsuJP"

RT SusanAmund "Day 27 of unemployment. Carpenter. Don't worry; it wasn't a bone saw. bit.ly/2Q0M6g3"

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