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Simon Windmill @coolpowers@mastodon.social

What did the builder say when she lost her plumb line? Show more

If you haven't been on the birdsite lately, just know that they're arguing to the death about fucking Thundercats, so that's all you need to know.

Waiting for Charlotte’s choir concert to start and I’m so bored. Another 20 minutes to go.

But I have enough social graces to not play Master of Eternity in a middle school auditorium, despite a strong desire to level my Pixies.

FWIW it was when he did that My Little Pony/Bioshock video. Clearly it was a love of My Little Pony more than of him.

Boost if u can't hear Fred Wesley & The JB's Blow Your Head start up without expecting Chuck D coming in with WEEEELLLLL..

Look, I don't have many regrets, but I just saw a five year-old old tweet of mine that started with "I love Ken Levine so much right now" and deleted that shit so hard I broke my mouse.

The only good thing about Chuck Rock. youtube.com/watch?v=qGP6omq1uB

tbf, it's *really* good.

Just blew my own mind after realizing years later that the octagon butt shingles aren't even fucking octagonal.

I post this every time Jon Blow says something stupid.

It's apparently my 9th anniversary on the birdsite. In honor of that depressing fact, I'm going to toot my five favorite things I ever posted there.

So I rolled my eyes pretty hard when I saw Umamusume come up but I just watched the first episode and it has all the PA Works touches and now I love horse girls.

I wish there was a .ut TLD just so someone could start mastodon.ut

@krita Thank you* for being here! And thank you* for giving my daughter an accessible way to grow her art!

* I demand the person in charge of this account forward my thanks to each and every contributing member to Krita :P

As I was leaving for work my doorknob fell off and I didn’t have time to stop and fix it.

So I have that going for me.