All I'll say on the matter is that I'm really glad I didn't find out about this before we happened to watch an episode of Super Mario Bros Super Show last night where Koopa is turning Toads into rocks and we kept pausing it to laugh at the expressions.

omg I just read that Baffler gamesasartwankwankwank piece. Honestly not sure whether I'm angry or amused or saddened.

PSA: If you're an instance admin and your duties aren't just.. administrating your instance, and instead extend to whipping up tribalism about your instance being the cool one, whining about being silenced, or perhaps even setting up a wiki wherein you detail "instance drama" and call-out individuals by name, then you're either a douchebag or just really, really stupid.

But the memes, man. The memes.

If you paste a Bash command into this site, it returns a breakdown and explanation of every argument:

@caraellison once someone told me he read half my book and then I played him in tournament, beat him, and suggested he finish it

I'm like Cap'n Crunch but it's more like "Oops! All IPAs" and I think it's time for bed.

ALSO x4 (3? I lost count) my kid had a meltdown because her project wasn't showing up in RenPy
for some random reason and I'm just like "welcome to gamedev, kid"

ALSO ALSO ALSO I really don't feel like going in to work overnight tomorrow to set my stupid apple mod.

ALSO ALSO I've been playing Destiny 2 since it's free for PS+ and it's just making me salivate for Borderlands 3. If they drop splitscreen I'll just die. Literally die.

ALSO I bought koshihikari rice and omg. I don't think I can have any other variety again.

ps I bought the Spidder game. It's "a fun romp".

I'm at just the right state of drunkeness where I'd start texting lady friends.

My daughter just told me a teacher at her school calls pancakes “daddycakes” and I’m trying to process this.

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