I mean, it's only wasted because I couldn't fucking do it.

Just wasted well over an hour trying to figure out how to infinitely sustain the PPPPIIIZZZAAAAAAA in the Bagel Bites commercial using the audio software I have at my disposal.

Friendly reminder: this isn't Twitter.

If you're mad about something? Use a content warning.

If you want to write a long post? Use a content warning.

Don't share screenshots of toots that make you mad, and don't follow people that make you mad.

You've left the swirling fire vortex of rage birdsite created to keep investors and advertisers happy. Live free! Live well 👍

Re: LB, Eli and TouchArcade are just about the only guys I trust in a mobile gaming press that's infested with shady shit.

I’m still looking for people to write about mobile games on TouchArcade.com

This is a freelance position paid in US dollars.

We’re a Patreon-funded mobile games site that posts reviews, news, guides, and other things that interest mobile gamers. If you’re passionate about mobile games, and interested in writing that kind of content, I’d love to hear from you.

TA is a great platform to both have tons of freedom with your unique voice and build a career in the games journalism industry.

Was just messaged to be told I'm going to be given the job I don't really want and haven't even interviewed for yet, so that's how my day off is going.

"Well yeah it sucks getting up at 3am but at least the 4-1 shift means I have the rest of the day to myself"

*wakes up at 5pm after falling asleep on the couch, like clockwork*

lol, holy shit the mastosocial local TL is scrollin' like the federated right now. I feel like a jerk if I restrict posts to English but I might have to for a while.

Kept motivated at work today by playing the Cells at Work OP in my head on repeat.

I mean, I don't work in the human body but I am constantly running all over the place and there is frequently blood.

youtube.com/watch?v=V8OymcLdEP

My spam is getting weirder and more specific.

*slaps roof of Great Value Purified Drinking Water, 16.9 fl oz, 24 Count* Show more

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I just realized Amaroq doesn’t animate :polarbear: so that’s it, Amaroq is trash.

(It’s not)

Here's a thing I haven't done in ages: did you know you can buy my book of cyberpunk gonzo travel musings around the world? bookdepository.com/Embed-with-

Princess Jellyfish is (back?) on Crunchyroll and I'm so happy I get to finally watch it. Only 2 eps in and it's already an emotional rollercoaster.

crunchyroll.com/princess-jelly

Shout out to the hardworking mods and admins who have to weed out the assholes that ride in on every new wave of users.

New users - mute or block things you didn't expect and/or don't want to see, report obvious assholes.

Old users - continue to welcome and educate new users on things like mindfulness through content warnings, or suggesting a different instance might better suit their tastes (remember we always get a lot of people leaving Twitter for a "free speech zone"..)

Important PSA for all the new users:

If you don't enable Auto-play Animated GIFs in your Preferences, you miss out on seeing this bad boy in all his glory: :polarbear:

RT @InmanAlex: Notice to attendees: Producers for Howard Stern are here tonight. Be aware of random people asking for an interview. t.co/H32C4Hy7v3

"Hmm, what movie do I want to watch? Oh, what about that Tom Hanks one with the kid who wants to be a grown-up?" Show more

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