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Getting a bit misty-eyed remembering how good Metal Gear Solid used to be. Never thought I'd be too bored to finish one.

So I've been saying "Man, I love the idea and world and aesthetic of Splatoon but the game itself doesn't sound very appealing" for three years but I just bought Splatoon 2 and I love it and why didn't anyone tell me the matches are so short?! It makes a world of difference in my enjoyment.

Still want to play a single player actiona adventure game in that world though, something more in-depth than what they added to Splatoon 2.

VEXTOR open beta for Android is live:

If you want iOS TestFlight access, hmu with ur AppleID

Hey what's up Masto don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe

I can't unsee the Mastodon browser icon as a clenched fist.

Steamed Hams but it's a Persona 4 Social Link

(via nameoftheyear@twitter, and as he says, the editing/pacing of this is brilliant)

So that Pringles ad is pretty shit but.. I honestly never though to stack Pringles flavors like that and now I want to buy a shitload of Pringles.

So I guess the ad is not shit after all.

A rather mundane shot of Ramen Time mode in VEXTOR, but it does show all the boring proper game bits are in and working

It's been a while. Time to remind yourself of OH FFFFF. Shit.

The longstanding rule in my house for my kids has always been "vulgarity is okay if it's funny".

So my daughter has been drawing herself and her tiny friend as Pipimi and Popuko giving the finger.

As I don't have achievements in this game, my stupid joke outlet is naming the enemies. So now I have Raveioli, Trungle, Fish Man, Guruguru, and Laser Bar Steward.

It's been 7 years but I'm super happy to see that Disc Drivin' 2 is coming next week!

It is seriously one of the best iOS games ever.

Hey! Do you like rhythm games? (Maybe you do?) Do you like birbs? (I *know* you do)

Well, okay!

Tired: Sundried tomatoes
Wired: Tsundere tomatoes

Hoping to reconnect with my tween daughter by trying something hip and cool for supper.

Nintendo: Here, some cardboard. It's $69


Nintendo: It comes out on 4/20

*choking sound intensifies*