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I was DJCPI on Twitter but technically retired from DJing in public at end of 2016. Made a good run of it, but now prefer focusing on being a mom.
I live in Ottawa, Canada and it is nice here but perhaps a bit moist. Im a career systems analyst and who gives a shit about that boring stuff. I have a cat sitting on my belly and that rules.

I spent much of my life as an LGBT community organizer, but these days spend my free time promoting women in pinball.
I can deadlift 300.

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HELLO

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If a guy is intimidated by a girl being taller than him he should just wear heels

Erasing your bad toots by holding my phone upside down and shaking it like an etch-a-sketch

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wishing for a lovely hole to just nestle in to

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And that leads us to whatever the fuck this is.
Fuck you, Walmart. You've ruined toys.

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A solid 50% of the board game selection now consists of these shitty "gross out" games

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I'm going to take you on a tour of the modern day hellscape that is the Walmart toy aisles.
First up, I regret to inform you that "gambling for kids" is now absolutely huge. So many series where it's all about the "thrill of unboxing" to find out what you just bought.

And that leads us to whatever the fuck this is.
Fuck you, Walmart. You've ruined toys.

A solid 50% of the board game selection now consists of these shitty "gross out" games

I'm going to take you on a tour of the modern day hellscape that is the Walmart toy aisles.
First up, I regret to inform you that "gambling for kids" is now absolutely huge. So many series where it's all about the "thrill of unboxing" to find out what you just bought.

Laying in bed at night feverishly wondering if the kids these days will understand my clever Simpsons references

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A lot of people say to me ' wandrew, what's it like being in your late thirties' and honestly this scene sums it up better than I ever could

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