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I've never been so brutally owned as "your adrenal gland is all dusty"

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I love how around the globe cities everywhere are begging people to not use "flushable wipes" because, despite the name, they clog the sewers and the company that calls them flushable wipes is just "LOL we're not changing the name"

I've never been so brutally owned as "your adrenal gland is all dusty"

I'm gonna sell so many flushable toothbrushes

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I love how around the globe cities everywhere are begging people to not use "flushable wipes" because, despite the name, they clog the sewers and the company that calls them flushable wipes is just "LOL we're not changing the name"

every once in a while it's good to go back to the threads about "What did you wish you knew when you were xx now that you're xx+10"

this one's for people in their 35s-45s ask.metafilter.com/327101/Matu

Dolphins look like they could be the meanest thing in the ocean

anyone who makes or gives coffee mugs that aren't microwaveable is a cop

Mel Gibson's Braveheart FREEDOM speech except he's shouting at people in the ICU

and it's not even the second one we gawk at, it's the constant advertising about health care providers.
And all the weird religious billboards everywhere, too.

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I'm moving stuff around my game room so here is a photo of the 11 different currencies my arcade utilizes

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